This story is strictly based on my last Christmas. By far, was it the most eventful and craziest Christmas I have ever been a part of. I couldn't have dreamed it being better. It's that feeling, when I look back, of holding your shit in right before you're about to bust a nut all over a girl's face. Yeah, that good. It goes like this.


Tuesday, December 25th -- Christmas Day
3:05 AM - Florida
I'm up. And no, I'm not up because I get that excited for Christmas...