I need some new friends, but I am older, actually almost fifty, but long hair, I think I look younger, no children at home, and I am retired now. Write me please all eligible gentlemen or witches, wizards, I travel a lot for fun. Give me your best line........your line, not someone elses.........

Hey, that was fkn rude............I am going to Europe, where is the best Pizza?

I did, dude..........

Hey, I know a great movie to watch that I bet you would really love high......i do. It is The Highlander, with Christopher Lambert. Old, but very good, beautiful sword fights, violence, and majicQ

LOL, THAT WAS COTTON CANDY, MAYBE THE DUDE WAS SO HIGH HE SMOKED COTTON CANDY

I have a house that I have lived in for fifteen years, now, I could of gone out and bought a huge, expensive, over my means house just like most idiots, they couldn't afford it, and banks are to blame. I am pissed that I hve to bail out all the greedy, stupid people that bought million dollar houses!!!! We waited too long, and now my tax dollars will be part of a bail out??????????? Why don't we just give out welfare for stupid people with means. Arg!!!!

Help.......where is......