me and my friend were driving around in my car smoking. and i'll admit, we were pretty high lol and so, i go to drop him off at his dormroom, and we were still talking, so i turn my engine off to turn the headlights off, and like, 2 seconds later, no joke, a cop knocks on my window. the first thing that came to my mind was omfg, good thing we smoked all our weed! so, i roll it down, and he says you can't park here. so i tell him something about turning my enginge off to turn the lights off so i wouldn't disturb the people who were sleeping while i pointed to some dark windows to make it seem like a legit reason. so my friend gets out, and i drive back to my dorm.

when i park, i call my friend and were both like omgggg dude, i cant believe that really happened! and so we talk for like, 4 minutes or so, and when i get out my car to go back to my room, that same cop is walking out the very door i have to go through to get to my room. so, thinking he's looking for me, i hide behind a truck, keeping it between me and him so he couldn't see me, and i hurry up and run back up to my room. i call my friend again, and he told me that when he went up to his room, the cop was looking at him the whole time he went up there.

that was a pretty scary night hahaha