me and my friend were driving around in my car smoking. and i'll admit, we were pretty high lol and so, i go to drop him off at his dormroom, and we were still talking, so i turn my engine off to turn the headlights off, and like, 2 seconds later, no joke, a cop knocks on my window. the first thing that came to my mind was omfg, good thing we smoked all our weed! so, i roll it down, and he says you can't park here. so i tell him something about turning my enginge off to turn the lights off so i...

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alright, i was at school, walking into the cafe looking to get something to eat, and there's this group of cops sitting at this table eating lunch, and one of them calls me over, and i was like oh boy. so i go over to him, and he asks about my shirt, which said "the hippies were right" on it. i was just like idk what it means, i just got it at wal-mart. and he goes you got it and you dont know what it means? and then they all start laughing at me. he asked if there was anything on the back, which...

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