I hadn't smoked in several weeks. Then over fall break I came home and was hangin out with a buddy of mine and we were passin a blunt around, but that was the worst trip I've ever had. Stuff started spinning to the point I was so fucking nauseous I thought I was gonna puke all over her dashboard, and we had parked the car in a driveway, and these guys were walking on the sidewalk behind us and I was convinced that they knew I was all fucked up and were going to try and rape me, so I was freaking out and paranoid all the way home. I started hyperventilating and I was shaking so bad, I felt like I was almost having a seizure. Back at her house we started watchin House, but I had no idea wtf was going on, I was so sick, but the colors on the screen looked much brighter than usual.

On the upside, her mom fixed us dinner, and though they were leftovers, they were the BEST fucking leftovers EVER. The tilapia was fresh though, and normally I don't like steamed veggies, but mixed with the leftover macncheese and seasoned tilapia, it was like every single bite had a flavor all its own. Best part of that shitty night.

But still, idk if it was just because I hadn't smoked in a while or if that was some damn strong ganja, but from the first hit on, the night was a total blur. Eh...

My roommate's a goddamned pussy. She made me throw out my weed cuz she threatened to report me if I didn't just because it bothered her SO much for it to be in the room. AND my bowl, which I bought LEGALLY, so idk why it's illegal for me to have it in the room in the first place. So I threw out $40 worth a shit on account of my bitchy roommate. And then she's such a fucking loudmouth, so she decided to share with everybody that her roommate's a pothead, but she doesn't know what the fuck she's talking about. Ask anyone, she's a damn loudmouthed moron who gets on everyone's nerves. And then she got this condescending attitude towards me, like she thinks she sooo much better than me because she doesn't smoke. She told me "Oh no one at MY high school ever did that kind of stuff"... well of course you wouldn't know anyone who does that kinda stuff because you have to actually do it yourself to know who does, fucktard. And then she says "You just don't bring that stuff to college"....
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS? Since when have you heard of a college that does NOT have pot on campus?? I almost laughed out loud at her; she obviously didn't hear her own question. DUMBASS.

As a matter of fact, she was convinced that because I was watching a Disney movie that I was high, because "she looked it up online" and "people under the influence watch disney movies because they're visually stimulating". And because she found dryer sheets on the floor, she's convinced that's evidence that I was smoking. I'm in college. I do laundry, you dumbass. Dryer sheets fall out all the time. She's a fucking retard.

If I had to listen to her tell me one more time how much she wants to date a bald, jewish, fireman, I would've screamed. All she does is talktalktalktalktalktalk.....

THANK GOD SHE'S MOVED OUT!!!!

now I just have to buy a new pipe and more herb and I'm good to go.