Whats good people! Goddamn my arm hurts. My cast is coming off in a week and 3 days! I cant believe Ima have a kid! Maine this shit is wild! My life is starting to unfold before my eyes, and its kinda fuckin scary. Knowing that I have to raise another life form, teach it, protect it, and all that bullshit is just mystifying. That being said, anything this kid learns from me just cant be good. Dudes gonna know the metric system though!

We been talking about names, and at this...