Whats good people! Goddamn my arm hurts. My cast is coming off in a week and 3 days! I cant believe Ima have a kid! Maine this shit is wild! My life is starting to unfold before my eyes, and its kinda fuckin scary. Knowing that I have to raise another life form, teach it, protect it, and all that bullshit is just mystifying. That being said, anything this kid learns from me just cant be good. Dudes gonna know the metric system though!

We been talking about names, and at this point were going Marley Ryan for a boy, or Marley Jane for a girl. I dunno though, shit is prolly gonna change in time, diffrent names will come to mind.

Man, speaking of names, your parents give you the name youre most likely going to be called your WHOLE life. I cant stick my kid with a shitty name. Shit gotta be gangsta.

Well Im out it, gonna do another couple lines and see where that gets me. Ima have to stop doin coke too. Maybe even weed. Maybe I should stop smoking weed until the kid like 3 or 4. Damn. ..