So theres this hot chick in my sculpture class...

[Retroshark]

there are actually, about 2 or 3 chicks in my sculpture, a small under 20 person class. normally i sit on one side of teh wax room ( a tiny ass room) with y acid dealer friend mike, but hes been too afraid of the cold to come to class the alst 2 days, so i sat next to this chick, i think her name was jamie, i forgot tho. anyway, shes pretty much around my height, maybe about 5'7" and im 6,2", plus shes just real cute, and shes really really sweet. i doubt shes a smoker at all, but you never know with artists...


... and with the way of my penis, maybe i could get her to try some stuff with me, blow her mind kinda shit.

anyway, the real reason im posting this in the artists corner is because we are working on brass castings right now. i was making my mould out of plaster, and waiting a good 20-30 minutes (to kill time) and to make sure when i poured the wax for the positive scultpure that it was a little damp.

so, i picked up about a 2 by 2 inch piece of plaster, and out of it, carved a little, penguin typ bird. its still rough, and i chipped the tiny tiny 4mm beak i made, but i can fix it. she took the time to look through all my blackbooks (been doin graff and graphic shit in these two 50 page hardbacks for a good 4 years) and she was givin me a lotta compliments.

i already know shes good at art, and she was making these tight ass little flowers outta wax and she lost one so i helped her try to find it. we didnt

i was maaaaaad chuuunged when i walked into class. i knew i was gonna finally flirt with one of the two hotties i had been talkin with in class time, so this morning i popped a xany and smoked a roor bowl, went to class and i was being such a player, i kept like busing jokes on the teacher and then hed like rebuttle, its such a fun environment


abyway, im done wih class for the day, and im going to sand and polish the little bird statue (its now about an inch big) and when im in class next week, ill whip it out, do like some touchin up on it, and be like hey jamie, here ya go, you can keep it, and like wink or something that at the time seemed to be the smooth way to do it.

she kept asking how it was going and lookin over my shoulder at me carving it. if i gave it to her, its like, the key to her heart lol.





my dad told me the story (and this is the truth) that the first way he ever got a girl into bed with him, right off the bat from a single action, was when he carved a little heart outta a piece of ivory he had. he said if i ever want to get to a girls heart, carve her somethin.

im gonna post pictures after i get recovered from blowing 2mg of xanax and moking a bowl.

[cire215]

lol, don't wink dude. give her a small smile or something. winking seems cheesy, unless u really pull it off well. if u can do it, by all means...lol, i'd fuck around and just blink real hard, and she'd think i was a retard.

[Buzzwell420]

just dont get ur hopes up no matter what




good fucking luck

[shiftedreality]

sounds like some epic shit man. good luck

[littlegirl]

just tell her that her hairs beautiful


always works on me

[Retroshark]

it is beautiful, but i dont think shes the chick whod be down with me thizzin and droppin acid on parrty nights, but idk. im gonna use my new phone to take a pic of the little bird and post it in a sec.

[Retroshark]

tis very small and cute

[Jambi828]

Good luck Retro, that sculpture kicks ass.

[cire215]

lol, that is cute as hell.


alright, now turn it into a pipe. lol

[Retroshark]

lol i think itll be so funny ifi give it to her, i bet she has a BF already but itll be a smooth thing to do either way. she complimented my work, so she gets a bird.

[Munga]

Originally Posted by Retroshark

lol i think itll be so funny ifi give it to her, i bet she has a BF already but itll be a smooth thing to do either way. she complimented my work, so she gets a bird.

Maybe you will get a bird too. +rep for an awesome little birdy.

[HomelessSlinky]

but always keep in mind. (most-all)women are crazy. haha. go for it bro. nice penguin. before you make a move you might want to find out if she has a BF or not. but dont straight up ask her haha.

[Retroshark]

dude

i have a basically free class tomorrow. im going in at 11.15 purely just to see if shes there, if not, im hitting up me dealer down the road, after stopping at 420, the local head store to get some tobacco.

omg just got a call from my crush from last year to come and smoke... totally worth the weed its gonna cost me, but maybe theyll throw me cash!!!

[RavenousDank]

hellya, that thing is a sure winner..fo-sho
she must be cool with smoking bc i mean you must have had some kind of MJ related drawings of 4 years...

goodluck
btw xanies are too great..its almost like the power of alcohol anxiety minus the smell/detection...lol that would be some shit coming into class having freshly consumed some liquor...

btw reminds, when I was in high school, first period, I went into the bathroom (with those little orange juice boxes) and downed about 6 shots worth of GG (golden grain) kinda dumb I know..but I kept it chill, and didn't get caught..(don't worry I had gum)

btw this post was way longer than I thought it would have been...

[Chaohinon]

Sculpt an enormous penis in class

and then stare at her.