Random Haiku thread - Page 8

J Dylan · #**106** (**permalink**) 02-13-2009, 08:04 AM

flowerchild indeed
that was yes quite dirty
but i enjoyed it

crucialdanks303 · #**107** (**permalink**) 02-13-2009, 09:33 AM

I am smoking bud,
head is feeling like a dud,
running through my blood.

J Dylan · #**108** (**permalink**) 02-13-2009, 10:01 AM

high and exhausted
so so high and exhausted
my bed looks tasty.

rudieraixo · #**109** (**permalink**) 02-13-2009, 02:24 PM

How did i get here?
Longing for pleasure once more.
Hope i can get some.

willisvillis · #**110** (**permalink**) 02-13-2009, 04:07 PM

sit on the toilet
push and moan a little bit
and you will find gold

xxGEORGExx · #**111** (**permalink**) 02-14-2009, 06:10 PM

girls are annoying
at least they are great to fuck
not trying to offend anyone

ReeferInhale420 · #**112** (**permalink**) 02-14-2009, 06:58 PM

i dont know how to do haikus
cool cool cool
beansprout cookie

withICE · #**113** (**permalink**) 02-14-2009, 10:58 PM

This is my favorite haiku. It's by Brandon Bird.

A blue milk sky
Edward Norton eats ice cream
Red convertible

JahRastaJasmine · #**114** (**permalink**) 02-15-2009, 10:17 AM

The flowers are still there,
Their souls are still lost,
They just want to come home,

flowerchild · #**115** (**permalink**) 02-15-2009, 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxGEORGExx

girls are annoying
at least they are great to fuck
not trying to offend anyone

this guy gets no poon
doesn't know the right girlies
and offended me.

hehe

xxGEORGExx · #**116** (**permalink**) 02-17-2009, 02:07 AM

I apologize for offending you, it was not my intent

TheHapiClam · #**117** (**permalink**) 02-17-2009, 02:35 AM

The happy clam bakes
Canna Banana Manna
High gone be by gone

Pismo Beach lover
Waves roll dunes flat for surf ease
Pier draws man to fish

Time run on springs tight
Like snakes in a peanut can
Exploding daily

chrispy420 · #**118** (**permalink**) 10-18-2009, 05:45 AM

Saint Valentine's Day
Exploratory survey
In a heartfelt way

reminiscent of
childish definition
a term we call love

Chutzpahjama · #**119** (**permalink**) 11-07-2009, 07:11 AM

Sodomizing yams
Chutzpahjama is laughing
Elves do sodomy

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#106 (permalink) 02-13-2009, 08:04 AM
J Dylan birth beats to kill 'em. Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Ohio to Little Rock to Canarsie, Livin' Harshly Posts: 4,306	Re: Random Haiku thread flowerchild indeed that was yes quite dirty but i enjoyed it __________________ "I'm infinite You've heard of hell well I was sent from it I went to it serving a sentence for murdering instruments Now I'm trying to repent from it But when I hear the beat I'm tempted to make another attempt at it I'm infinite." -Eminem

#107 (permalink) 02-13-2009, 09:33 AM
crucialdanks303 Fuck it, lets go bowling Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Denver 303 Posts: 1,197 Blog Entries: 1	Re: Random Haiku thread I am smoking bud, head is feeling like a dud, running through my blood. __________________

#108 (permalink) 02-13-2009, 10:01 AM
J Dylan birth beats to kill 'em. Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Ohio to Little Rock to Canarsie, Livin' Harshly Posts: 4,306	Re: Random Haiku thread high and exhausted so so high and exhausted my bed looks tasty. __________________ "I'm infinite You've heard of hell well I was sent from it I went to it serving a sentence for murdering instruments Now I'm trying to repent from it But when I hear the beat I'm tempted to make another attempt at it I'm infinite." -Eminem

#109 (permalink) 02-13-2009, 02:24 PM
rudieraixo Queen. Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: England. Posts: 38	Re: Random Haiku thread How did i get here? Longing for pleasure once more. Hope i can get some. __________________

#110 (permalink) 02-13-2009, 04:07 PM
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#111 (permalink) 02-14-2009, 06:10 PM
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#112 (permalink) 02-14-2009, 06:58 PM
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#113 (permalink) 02-14-2009, 10:58 PM
withICE Registered User Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: 908, NJ Posts: 87	Re: Random Haiku thread This is my favorite haiku. It's by Brandon Bird. A blue milk sky Edward Norton eats ice cream Red convertible __________________ "They've outlawed the number one vegetable on the planet." -Timothy Leary

#114 (permalink) 02-15-2009, 10:17 AM
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#117 (permalink) 02-17-2009, 02:35 AM
TheHapiClam Enhanced Male Member! Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Pampas Grass Hole Posts: 1,087	Re: Random Haiku thread The happy clam bakes Canna Banana Manna High gone be by gone Pismo Beach lover Waves roll dunes flat for surf ease Pier draws man to fish Time run on springs tight Like snakes in a peanut can Exploding daily __________________ When Used Correctly, Cannabis will enhance the size of a man's soul, making him up to 30% more human! Enzyte will only enhance the size of his penis.

#118 (permalink) 10-18-2009, 05:45 AM
chrispy420 Contently Chrispy Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 178	Re: Random Haiku thread Saint Valentine's Day Exploratory survey In a heartfelt way reminiscent of childish definition a term we call love __________________ Your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart. Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside, awakens.

#119 (permalink) 11-07-2009, 07:11 AM
Chutzpahjama Banned Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 51 Blog Entries: 1	Re: Random Haiku thread Sodomizing yams Chutzpahjama is laughing Elves do sodomy