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dog8mybag · #1 (**permalink**) 04-17-2002, 12:48 AM

This poem really happened. It is 100% t-totally true. I have gotten thousands of cool emails about it because it is posted in one of my websites. i thought i would share it with you. How i got my nick dog8mybag. I had no idea what was wrong with my pooch until.....

Dog8mybag

I Got In Late From Work,
My Dog Looked Kinda Dead.
Her Tongue Was Hanging Out,
Eyes Rolled Up In Her Head.

I Put Her In The Car,
I Took Her To The Vet.
I Said Hey Doc Look,
Please Try To Save My Pet.

It Looks Like She's Been Poisoned,
I Hope Were Not To Late.
I'll Pump This In Her Stomach,
Then She'll Regurgitate.

She Struggled Up On All Fours,
Im Talkin Barely Able.
Then All Of The Sudden,
She Puked All Over The Table.

We Looked Down At Her Barfings,
My Thought Was She's Not Dyin.
About That Time Doc Said,
Son Your Dogs Brain Is Fryin.

It Looks Like Marijuana,
And She Really Ate A Lot.
My Mind Began To Ponder,
That Was Some Killer Diller Pot.

I Said I Hope You Like Honesty,
I Know It's A Bit Of A Drag.
But Doc You Gotta Listen,
I Think My Dog Ate My Bag.

stoned_soldier · #2 (**permalink**) 10-18-2004, 03:38 AM

hhHAHAHAHAHA.. "Im Talkin Barely Able." that line killed me..

JRilla · #3 (**permalink**) 10-20-2004, 01:19 AM

That kicks fucking ass, I love it.

Good shit man.

heat_blitz · #4 (**permalink**) 10-20-2004, 03:20 PM

Great poem! Very funny

Splifster · #5 (**permalink**) 10-20-2004, 05:03 PM

reps to ya

very funny...

MrBubbles · #6 (**permalink**) 10-23-2004, 03:54 AM

HAHAHAHA

adamBC · #7 (**permalink**) 10-24-2004, 06:04 PM

hahah, youre famous bud! we love it

shagra · #8 (**permalink**) 10-24-2004, 08:58 PM

awesome

TheHempress · #9 (**permalink**) 10-26-2004, 11:24 AM

chevyguy2034 · #10 (**permalink**) 11-01-2004, 09:24 PM

ha ha, great poem man, btw, what did the vet do? he didn't rat you out or anything, right?

x46and2x · #11 (**permalink**) 11-02-2004, 05:47 AM

Haha nice.

lman_15 · #12 (**permalink**) 11-04-2004, 04:33 AM

It Looks Like Marijuana,
And She Really Ate A Lot.
My Mind Began To Ponder,
That Was Some Killer Diller Pot.

best part of the poem right there... awsome story

RavenousDespair · #13 (**permalink**) 11-14-2004, 09:04 PM

hilarious poem man.....man that must have been a sight

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#1 (permalink) 04-17-2002, 12:48 AM
dog8mybag Registered User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: austin texas Posts: 11	Dog8mybag True Story Poem This poem really happened. It is 100% t-totally true. I have gotten thousands of cool emails about it because it is posted in one of my websites. i thought i would share it with you. How i got my nick dog8mybag. I had no idea what was wrong with my pooch until..... Dog8mybag I Got In Late From Work, My Dog Looked Kinda Dead. Her Tongue Was Hanging Out, Eyes Rolled Up In Her Head. I Put Her In The Car, I Took Her To The Vet. I Said Hey Doc Look, Please Try To Save My Pet. It Looks Like She's Been Poisoned, I Hope Were Not To Late. I'll Pump This In Her Stomach, Then She'll Regurgitate. She Struggled Up On All Fours, Im Talkin Barely Able. Then All Of The Sudden, She Puked All Over The Table. We Looked Down At Her Barfings, My Thought Was She's Not Dyin. About That Time Doc Said, Son Your Dogs Brain Is Fryin. It Looks Like Marijuana, And She Really Ate A Lot. My Mind Began To Ponder, That Was Some Killer Diller Pot. I Said I Hope You Like Honesty, I Know It's A Bit Of A Drag. But Doc You Gotta Listen, I Think My Dog Ate My Bag. __________________ www.myspace.com/dog8mybag

#2 (permalink) 10-18-2004, 03:38 AM
stoned_soldier BOOGA BOOGA!! jaywalker Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: T..O.. Posts: 3,180	hhHAHAHAHAHA.. "Im Talkin Barely Able." that line killed me.. __________________ "And don't criticize what you can't understand." - Bob Dylan "I am what I am." - Popeye http://kristos.150m.com http://www.soundclick.com/preachercreature www.myspace.com/preachercreaturegta www.myspace.com/bonsaiforestry

#3 (permalink) 10-20-2004, 01:19 AM
JRilla Registered User Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 476	That kicks fucking ass, I love it. Good shit man. __________________ If you love something, set it free; if it comes backs it's yours, if it doesn't, it never was. -Richard Bach

#4 (permalink) 10-20-2004, 03:20 PM
heat_blitz Registered User Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 2,243	Great poem! Very funny

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#6 (permalink) 10-23-2004, 03:54 AM
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#7 (permalink) 10-24-2004, 06:04 PM
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#10 (permalink) 11-01-2004, 09:24 PM
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#11 (permalink) 11-02-2004, 05:47 AM
x46and2x 46and2..Just ahead of me. Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Under a dead Ohio sky. Posts: 65	Haha nice. __________________ Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we're the imagination of ourselves, here's Tom with the weather. Its not a war on drugs, it's a war on personal freedom.

#13 (permalink) 11-14-2004, 09:04 PM
RavenousDespair Hypnotize Minds Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: GA Posts: 859	hilarious poem man.....man that must have been a sight __________________ One more semester......and then I'll be free SLAB Catch me today, with a cannon or a Kodak Cause by tomorrow, yesterday gon be a throwback - Bun B <marquee> <!--</font--></marquee>

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#12 (permalink) 11-04-2004, 04:33 AM
lman_15 Registered User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Canada Posts: 612	It Looks Like Marijuana, And She Really Ate A Lot. My Mind Began To Ponder, That Was Some Killer Diller Pot. best part of the poem right there... awsome story