Hahaha, here is my stoner rap. I am high as fuck so forgive the stupidness hahahahah
"I give y'all mad props,
while I'm shootin up cops,
helpin to protect,
your motha fuckin crops
A blast from my nine,
to save the fuckin kine,
don't forget pig, this bud is mine,
I'm hurtin no one, so step back in line
follower of the law,
cuttin down my plants with a saw,
fuckin po-po the worlds greatest flaw,
you fuckin wit me? HELL NAH!
So i spark up this joint,
to prove my fuckin point.

"
Hahaha, yeah guys i know it's pretty weak and doesnt flow but that shit rhymes and sounds cool to me lol.!