What Are Your Friends High's Like?

Hey guys (and gals )

You guys have any annoying people you smoke with, or that one dude that is fucking retarded when high.

I had this friend, and every time we smoked, he would think he was in a video game, start yelling, act like he was holding a gun and sprint around. I was like omfg.

This other kid, he would fake highs, even if he was. Like he would laugh like a retard, or suddenly yell "IM FUCKING FLOATING AHHH". Another omfg moment.

I wanna hear some stories. Tell me!

There's this idiot I avoid who takes what, three buns then all of a sudden drops to the floor and rolls around going "SNAILY SAYS HELLO," so I avoid him. He sometimes just goes, "Dude, I feel like a snail right now.." and starts eating my carpet.

my friends and i all start talking with a british accent pretending we're in the middle ages. we'll go on a "quest" to "the land of Azaroth" to pick up an "elixir" to heal the sage... aka go to the gas station and get polar pops. this happens daily.

One of my good friends is the most annoying person ever when he's high. He will constantly ask you if you're stoned, and he literally gives everyone a running commentary on how he feels. He hysterically laughs at anything, and eats everything edible. And then after about 20 minutes of this he says his high is over.
I love this guy, but man is he a buzzkill.

Damn.. I smoked with this one dude and he sounds like Cartman from South Park when high. Annoying as fuckkk

My friend and I have an ongoing battle while high. Fight off humans during the day and hellhounds at night. Both of us tend to ramble while high, so we try to make scenarios where rambling would be good. (I.E. telling stories of our travels.)

People I tend to avoid are people that are scared to smoke. Too much paranoia, and they're annoying trying to figure out "if they're high"

I like to smoke with everyone more than once though, because the more I smoke the more diverse kind of highs I get, so I like to see if that applies to other people.

Yeah I have a friend who gets high and claims he Is too high and can't walk or function. It gets kind of annoying sometimes but hey at least he enjoys the herb.

One of my good friends is the most annoying person ever when he's high. He will constantly ask you if you're stoned, and he literally gives everyone a running commentary on how he feels. He hysterically laughs at anything, and eats everything edible. And then after about 20 minutes of this he says his high is over.
I love this guy, but man is he a buzzkill.

So do I is that a bad thing.

One of my friends started freaking out and started uncontrollably laughing..then he started drooling on my couch

Sometimes when I'm high I annoy myself, does that count?
Like normally I'm really chill and cool and stuff. And most of the times I am when I'm high too. But sometimes if I'm really high and I get hyper too I talk really high pitched, get all girly and preppy, and talk with an almost British accent. I start calling my friends hookers (and spend like 10 minutes explaining to them that I don't really mean it and I'm not really trying to be mean.) I'm so good-natured nobody seems to care but sometimes I feel like an idiot. xD

Smoked with a friend for the first time last night. He had never been high before, and I had some dank, so beforehand I knew it would be interesting. He hit every stoner symptom like it was his job. Lol.

He progressed through them like this:
Coughing
Cotton Mouth
Laughing
Munchies
More laughing
More munchies

He said he had a great time and now prefers smoking weed to drinking any day.

Friends + Good Bud = Just about all I need

I smoked with my now ex-friend a while ago and whenever he was high he would always shout "you're high!" or start doing some gay shit because he always had to remind us that he was a bisexual which we all thought was bullshit.

I knew this stupid kid that no one at my school really liked, and one time I went to my friend's house and he was there, it was like 12 AM and my friend's mom was sleeping. But this other kid that was there was just laughing uncontrollably the whole time. He also kept saying, "The air tastes good." and would slurp the air. My friend kept saying, "Andy, if you do not shut the fuck up, I will slap the shit out of you." The kid kept going on doing as he was doing so my friend jumped on him and started punching him. I was sitting on the other side of the room just watching this whole scene and smiling, completely baked.

There's this idiot I avoid who takes what, three buns then all of a sudden drops to the floor and rolls around going "SNAILY SAYS HELLO," so I avoid him. He sometimes just goes, "Dude, I feel like a snail right now.." and starts eating my carpet.

this is hilarious

I have this friend that everyone used to love and then he started smoking more and more and is just weird now. Not weird as in schitzo or anything but he's just awkward to be around. Hes not always high but when he is he goes into his own little world and doesn't even seem to notice. One time i smoked with him and like 4 other friends in a hot tub and when we went inside to eat he was telling us in full detail how he would torture and murder the members of our families. What the fuck!!! He's pretty normal sober though...just scary as shit while blazed.

My best friend gets hyper and chatty, but our conversations are great. Essentially, we mutually agree to act like 8 year olds in regards to watching old wrestling videos and cheering, to playing vidja-games.

His gf tends to get a heavy body high, and critiques everything everyone says as a 'what's that supposed to mean' thing.

And my other friend likes to listen to the Beatles alot, which gets old after 2 minutes, but at least our highs make us geek out over old '20s aesthetics!

this guy always asks for greens, after that he tries to be funny and waits for like 5 min or till someone tells him to take the damn hit, after that he acts like hes taking it but he is just burning the weed!! (oh and did i tell you he never puts money for weed he just appears out of nowhere when we are about to start) AND AT THE END HE TAKES A DAMN 2 SECONDS HIT AND JUST BLOWS THE AIR OUT BECAUSE HE IS SCARED TO TAKE IT TO HIS LUNGS.... *#$$%^&*@$@#$@&!*^@$$#^@#*@(!@(^@#%@#%@^@!!!!!

this guy always asks for greens, after that he tries to be funny and waits for like 5 min or till someone tells him to take the damn hit, after that he acts like hes taking it but he is just burning the weed!! (oh and did i tell you he never puts money for weed he just appears out of nowhere when we are about to start) AND AT THE END HE TAKES A DAMN 2 SECONDS HIT AND JUST BLOWS THE AIR OUT BECAUSE HE IS SCARED TO TAKE IT TO HIS LUNGS.... *#$$%^&*@$@#$@&!*^@$$#^@#*@(!@(^@#%@#%@^@!!!!!

I know someone like that. A friend of my best friend's gf constantly wants me to smoke her and her hubby out, but I learned to just give her a pipe; she wastes an incredible amount on my ceramic bong, and 'I have small lungs' wasn't cutting it anymore.

My friends are rad as fuck to smoke with. That is all.

I have a friend whose willing to suck everybody's dick when she's high.