You ever have a wtf moment with a dealer?

This isn't a WTF MY DEALER RIPPED ME OFF thread. Its just supposed to be about funny moments with your dealer.

One time I met up with my dealer when I was walking down the street and when I got in his car he was just playing with a little kitten while weighing my weed. I looked up at him and went "really dude?" he just looked at me and goes "I named him spud." My dealer is a 6'4 guy covered in tattoos. Never woulda guessed he had a soft spot for kittens haha.

Anyone else have a funny moment with their dealer?

In Maine when I was living with my dad, my dealer started coming to me. The first time he did, he was like "Your parents don't care?" My dad's a longtime stoner himself, so I said "nope" and he just stared at me. This was after he gave me my weed, so I was like "Okay, bye." and started to back away, but he kept staring at me. This guy was already a little sketch, so after that I stopped going to him haha

Hahaha that is awesome my man. One time i went to one of my dealers house just to try a g of good shit he had and he put out a big nug which looked like a g but he kept on goin all the way up to like 3 and said "how's this"? I said "good man" and handed him 10 bucks. He was so stoned I dont think he knew what he was doin

Edited by Sweetleaftoker, 29 July 2011 - 04:17 AM.

I was pickin up a quarter from the usuall dude, hopped in his car at some mcdonalds, got it all good to go, but when I went to get out of the car, I couldn't figure out how to open the door,

His girlfriend ended up having to get out and walk around the car just to open the door for my dumbass....

One time my d offered to burn me up on a dub after I bought from him. Finally after meeting up and smoking a mediocre blunt he asks for the money to which I respond wheres my stuff then. He told me that we just burned what I payed for in the blunt. I decided that I did not want to take it any farther and gave him the money as he was a crazy dude and was with his big ass brother 6'4 200 lbs. I only got ripped off 20 bills and got a high so I just brushed it off. He also gave me small baggie as to maybe calm my anger inside of being ripped off. I will never cop off him again tho. Swag.

I was pickin up a quarter from the usuall dude, hopped in his car at some mcdonalds, got it all good to go, but when I went to get out of the car, I couldn't figure out how to open the door,

His girlfriend ended up having to get out and walk around the car just to open the door for my dumbass....

same thing happened to me. it was dark so i couldn't see it

These stories are great, keep em up guys.

My dealer asked if I wanted to chill and smoke and asked if I would match him. So, I agreed and he and his girlfriend pack a one hitter. We each got one hit out of it. Then he tells me to pack a bowl, so I do and we each get like 5 hits off that. He told me to pack another before he dropps me off and I said I thought we were matching. He said since his shit was "white widow" the one hitter equaled atleast 3 of my bowls of mids. So I got out of the car and went home and smoked another bowl to myself

Ripoff.

It was like the third time me and my friend picked up from this guy. He meets us outside his friends house and just jumps in the car and tells us to drive around the block a couple times and laid really far back into the seat. He was a chill guy so it didn't freak us out that much but i guess he was paranoid for a reason because a couple weeks later he got caught by the cops

This kid i knew started getting froned QP's of pretty dank shit and i was his first customer and this was his first time dealing and it was night time but i put out my hands for a $35 eigth and he just kept putting weed in my hands. I easily got a quarter from it.

One time, I was picking up like really late, it was about 4 AM, and I called my dealer hoping he'd be up, he was sleeping but as long as I bought atleast a Quarter then he'd get up and meet me somewhere, so we meet up at a truck stop, I'm like "weigh out a quarter and i'm gonna run in and get some pepsi" he's like okay. So I run in, use the restroom and get my pepsi and I come back out to his car and this dudes straight sleepin with my weed and his scale like in his lap and shit, I open up the door and he wakes back up and is like here and he hauled ass out of there.

Hahaha that is awesome my man. One time i went to one of my dealers house just to try a g of good shit he had and he put out a big nug which looked like a g but he kept on goin all the way up to like 3 and said "how's this"? I said "good man" and handed him 10 bucks. He was so stoned I dont think he knew he was doin

lmao awesome

One time, me and my friend wanted to buy some weed, so we called our dealer and we wanted to buy for 50$ (for 8g) so he says ok np but i cant come now someone else will sell it to you. It was the night and we went to the place and we saw some dude hanging out and we were really sure it was them bcuz they were at the place we were supposed to meet. So we meet and say like Yo dude whatsup, so you have for 50$? And he says '' Wtf it was supposed to be for 30$... Me and my friend were like wtff but we really wanted to smoke so we said okay for 30$ then... I get the money out of my wallet and he does the same thing... We were like wtf '' we are buying'' and they said the same thing. lol.
We were all waiting after the guy...

So we wait and we talk and then someone park his car close to us and he stays in his car... I go to the car and stare at him, he looks at me and hes like '' dude did u call someone cuz im not the person u think lol''

dealer finnaly came 30-45min later...

I walk into this kid's room and he gets out his scale and baggies and such. He asks if I mind if he gives me shake instead of nug, and he'll toss in a little more. I say sure, because i'm about to roll it up into a blunt anyways. He gives me an eighth when I asked for 2 grams. And this "shake" is just about half kief. I told him whenever he wants to get rid of shake, I'm his guy. Now he hooks me up with it all the time. Good shit.

While I lived in the dorms my dealer was only a short distance away so I hit him up and told him I was going to swing by to pick up a dub. He said he would have it ready, dope cat and I knew him well as he had been my room mate but my suite mates did not like him dealing so he had to move to another room.
So I had a buddy with me, we go and his door is always open so I just give him a warning/passcode knock and walk in... well he was having sex with a girl, and since he had been my room mate we did not care if the other was in the room while fucking, so I just give him a nod, he shoots me a glace and says "stuff is the medium bag in the bathroom, sorry I couldn't weight it out, i was busy." I said "I notice" the girl laughs. (I'd seen him bang that chick before...) Then he looks over my friend and says "who is this?" I'm like "a friend" ...at this point I look over my friend he gives him an obviously nervous "hello" his eyes trying not to look at the scene too much. So we go into the bathroom and my friend's like, "that was the weirdest deal i've ever seen brah." That was the weirdest, but it wasnt that weird to me, my friend however thought it was freaking odd.

MY weirdest one is the time I went to cali and we tried to buy some weed. We found a little black kid probably 12-13 years old, we had to follow him...he was on his bike...we in a car lol...to this crack house it seemed like, he went in, about 5 mins later he comes out and hands us one of those cocaine baggies crammed with brick weed...like crammed, damn thing looked like it was about to burst apart. I looked, trying not to laugh, I asked "good shit little man?" he looks up, and says "Hell if I know, my momma don't let me hit." I smiled, but I was laughing hysterically in my mind.

This one time when I was pickin up from my old connect he packed a fat bowl to smoke with me and my best friend. He hits it like 3 times then he's like "you guys can have the rest" "I don't smoke". Then we finished that bowl and then he hands us another bowl and we were like "nahh dude its all good, I mean you already smoked us out" and we try to hand it back to him but he's like "no please take it. I don't need it. I don't smoke". And that happend like 2 more times. He would just smoke us out and give us the rest of the bowl. It was pretty cool. I guess I get why he did it though... he didn't want to smoke alone and he didn't want to take more then a couple hits because you can't smoke a lot of bud and sell bud. Unless you grow it.

Today, I went to see one of my crazy dealers. When I came inside, he was like "OHHHHHH SHIT, IT'S THE KID WITH THE MOHAWK! YOOOO I JUST GOT A GOOD ASS BATCH OF BLUE DREAM N***AAAAA!!!" He hands me a nug and I was like cool okay man this is great, can I get a eighth of this? Then he was all like "HELL YEEEAAA MAN, SNIFF THAT SHIT, GO AHEAD SMELL IT, LOOK AT IT, PUT SOME IN THE BOWL AND SEE HOW IT IS!" So I pack a little bit in his bong and then he was like "Wait n***a you gonna have to pay for that little taste, what the fuck was I thinking..." And I was like haha okay. The dude is just crazy and energetic, all he drinks is Mountain Dew...

The WTF moment would have to have been when I walked in sat down, blazed a session, and just plain forced to linger. (Pineapple express sort of thing). Then as soon as I know it there doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and shooting up heroin in the living room. I said WTF and left, never to return.

My dealer scooped me (good friend) to go get an eight....it starts snowing majorly and we end up getting stuck at his place for 4 days, smoking through a QP or so...fuckin awesome

I've heard kissing your dealer can get you an extra gram or two