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How you've obtained free weed

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by BubbaWidow, Jul 10, 2011.

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  1. #1 BubbaWidow, Jul 10, 2011
    So recently my dealer's computer was fucked up and she was like I have to go get it fixed and me being the undercover computer nerd I am offered to fix it. I ended up fixing it no problem (had a really nasty virus on it) and now shes gonna hook me up with some free grams on the next shipment. Anyone else have similar stories?
     
  2. #2 Flight96, Jul 10, 2011
    Ive had cannabis delivery services fuck up my orders. They usually hook u up with a free gram, or edible. Sometimes even accessories they sell like those plastic grinders or lighters, lighters, lighters lol.
     
  3. #3 JRRToking, Jul 11, 2011
    My dealer is good about quality but last time I picked up, all he had was left-overs. So for the price of a dub, he gave me like 2.8 and some hash.
     
  4. #4 F. Fontaine, Jul 11, 2011
    My dealer typically tosses in a free 3 grams when I buy an eighth, a free 6 grams when I buy a quarter, and a free 12 grams when I buy a half because he really doesn't give a fuck. He grows his own weed and knows it costs next to nothing to grow.

    Slinging herb is fun money for him.
     
  5. #5 baitz4, Jul 11, 2011

    so he basically doubles your amount. damn dude nice hook up.
     
  6. #6 gobble wobble, Jul 11, 2011
    I drove my dealer to a few places, helped him sell some bud. He sold me an eighth then tossed me an extra 4 grams for helping. I drive him places some times, always makes me bag extra fat.
     
  7. #7 MyNameIsSnorlax, Jul 11, 2011
    You gotta roll with Vaginas. Best way to get extra bud from your dealer.
     
  8. #8 Verbal Hologram, Jul 11, 2011
    Once I covered a coworkers shift and he hooked it up with a free gram. Another time I let a couple guys borrow my pipe and they hooked it up with a few small nugs.
     
  9. #9 Hydroriffic, Jul 11, 2011
    also growing is free after the first harvest.

    sometimes i bum weed off friends.
     
  10. #10 terbzz, Jul 11, 2011
    Yesterday my friend asked me if i was out, i said "ya" then he gave me a nug.
     
  11. #11 Sweetleaftoker, Jul 11, 2011
    I would always close for this guy (my main guy now) and let him leave at 8 so i would stay 2 more hrs and he would either smoke me out, give me a couple Gs or sometimes BOTH :D
     
  12. #12 Intelligence, Jul 11, 2011
    I just ring anyone on my extensive friends list a viola.
     
  13. #13 backdecksmoker, Jul 11, 2011
    Not really free but I helped my uncle out with some work and he gave me 6 grams he gave me 2oz for free a month or so earlier.

    My regular dealer is my buddy and I always smoke him up so he gives me discounts the other day he gave me 6 grams of dank for 30$
     
  14. #14 JoeyJoe9876, Jul 11, 2011
    I was just walking to my bros smoking a black and mild when some guy pulls up thinking i'm smoking a blunt, he hands me half a blunt he just smoked and told me to call him up if we wanted more of it. It was kinda sketch but that half blunt got us pretty stoned
     
  15. #15 uptempo, Jul 11, 2011
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    Did he write his number on the blunt?
     
  16. #16 SanDiegoStonerz, Jul 11, 2011
    My dad has an oz in his car at all times so everynight I pinch a small bowl. Lol
     
  17. #17 BurnAFewDown, Jul 11, 2011
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    Haha that's what I was wondering
     
  18. #18 zamrambo, Jul 11, 2011
    I only get it for free when I kill my dealer.

    I run through dealers pretty quickly.
     
  19. #19 Guest, Jul 11, 2011
    My dealer gave me some free weed recently.
    My bf and I went over to help him brew his wine kits and my bf kept going "4:20! Time for a jay!", "Man, a joint would be so good right now," etc, and so forth... and the more beers he had, he kept suggesting we keep smoking...
    I think our dealer kinda picked up on that we had no weed so he gave us 3 grams of really, really potent bud when we were calling it a night and heading home.
     
  20. #20 Glass Clown, Jul 11, 2011

    I think blunt my be code for penis, I'm not sure.
     
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