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Best job for a stoner?

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by Ra1nMan, Jul 25, 2010.

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  1. #21 buffalo bill, Jul 25, 2010
    hooker
     
  2. #22 Mentlegen, Jul 25, 2010
    PetSmart, or Delivering Pizza. Easiest jobs ever, plus they usually have stoners that work there.
     
  3. #23 Snowstorm014, Jul 25, 2010
    Police officer, pulling people over stoned just to freak them out and shit.:p I would just be cracking up the whole time.:cool:
     
  4. #24 ChiiDank, Jul 25, 2010

    I bet you would be laughing after the monthly drug tests to.. When you find out your fired.
     
  5. #25 mumbles527, Jul 25, 2010
    I work at Starbucks, and inventing my own Frappuccinos is pretty awesome.
     
  6. #26 Food Negotiator, Jul 25, 2010
    Artist of course. Let the creativity flow.
     
  7. #27 Mentlegen, Jul 25, 2010
    Maybe, a man whore.
     
  8. #28 Dank City, Jul 25, 2010
    dude i couldn't criticize any food when i'm high. EVERYTHING is just so amazing. lol

    And when i watch movies high, by the end i have no idea what the whole thing was about lol
     
  9. #29 Ra1nMan, Jul 25, 2010
    haha yeah, if a stoner movie critic were to review lets say jurassic park...

    their review would look something like this: the story was extremely charming and very emotional. it was incredible to see the chemistry between buzz lightyear and woody tie together in the end.

    they would have no idea what they were talking about
     
  10. #30 lawltoke, Jul 25, 2010
    Headshop Owner
     
  11. #31 Endy08, Jul 26, 2010
    i second that. and third it. haha that sounds like the best job ever, really.
     
  12. #32 straitsb, Jul 26, 2010
    The only job that will accept you no matter how stoned you are, food services.
     
  13. #33 abouttodeletethis, Jul 26, 2010
    YES! A pro BASEketball player would be the best job ever. Period. You'd be able to come up with the craziest psych-outs! Or the worst ones... Depends on how stoned you are.
     
  14. #34 herglic, Jul 26, 2010

    ^^^^^^^^
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    I_________________On that note and as an example, "Squeek Did Your Mom!!!!!!!!!"


    hahahaha

    I would agree with the baseketball player and the head shop owner. Maybe their is a way to combine them..........a mild mannered owner of the local headshop, but at night, he is the greatest underground Baseketball Player of all time!!!!!!
     
  15. #35 TheChillT, Jul 26, 2010
    Working at a record store. Talk about music all day. The workers at the one i go to are always baked. And I got the idea from Dave Chappelle
     
  16. #36 Newkid20, Jul 26, 2010
    Own a headshop. Even better if you start a chain or a website and it's successful. Then you have both cash and you have toking tools readily available. Plus, if you own the place, you'll never get drug tested and you can make sure that all the people who work there are stoners, which means your environment is chill. Always.

    Eventually I will open one up :smoking:
     
  17. #37 Georgew89, Jul 26, 2010
    A jet pilot :D :D
     
  18. #38 Cypress, Jul 26, 2010
    lol I'm suprised no one has said it yet but GAMESTOP. There's nothing better than being stoooooooned and talking about games, and systems. Also, during the down times, I can just veg while playing the super street fighter 4 demo. :D:D:D:D:D:smoking::smoking:
     
  19. #39 Left4Bud, Jul 26, 2010
    The best job for a Stoner is to be seen in the public eye as something other than a stoner...
     
  20. #40 abouttodeletethis, Jul 26, 2010

    Yes, +Rep. for know that Squeak did my mom hahahaha.
     
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