I do not take credit for any guides linked in this thread.
Some of these spots are not mine and i just made this to put all of the spots together plus some of my own.
(This ranges from Nickels to eights and possibly quarters)
- Inside deodorant tube thing.(Deoderant stash guide)
- Battery socket of an appliance that no one uses.
- Possibly one of the most famous the sock.
- Another favorite the hollowed book
- How To Make a Secret Hollow Book: - How To Do Stuff
- Back of ps2 in the little whole type thing.
- Stuffed animals.
(This ranges from Quarters to Ounces)
- An acoustic guitar inside the hole thing
- Vents if yours are removable.(picture)
- This type
- Hole in a wall.(If you have one)
- Stereo Speakers (classic)
- Amp (requires work to be legit, link to guide under)
(This ranges from an ounce+)
- Under matress in boxspring.
- In a box in your attic or shed that no one gos through
First ill start off with a guide.
1.First go around your house and close the other windows.(If your relatives windows are open wait until another time)
2.Get all your smoking supplies (Lighter,Pipe,Air freshener,Eye drops(Rohtos ftw),Candle to eliminate lighter flicking noise)
3.Head in your room and close/lock the door (Only lock if you occasionally lock your door and relatives are used to it)
4.Open your window and sit near.
5.Prepare pipe with individual hits so the bowl doesn't smoke.And you don't waste smoke.
6.With your head near the window light the bowl (Make sure your not facing down or you might burn your hair.)
7.When you stop inhaling the smoke will come out of the bowl so cover it and clear.(If the hit is to big don't clear yet so you don't cough)
8.Blow smoke out the window upwards to the right of your window so it doesn't come back in.
9.Clear now if you didn't in step 7.
10.Repeat steps 6-9 until bowl is complete.
11.Spray the part of the room with a hint of air freshener.
12.Put in eyedrops.
13.Point the fan closer to the window and facing outside so it blows out the airfreshner smell and leaves it fresh.
Advice on stealth smoking.
Some of the advice on here is not mine and i got from suggestions from the post.I do not take credit for theirs.
- If your parents enter the room while your smoking put your head out the window as quickly as possible and blow as hard as you can to empty pipe of everything.
- Dont spray to much air freshener or your parents might get suspicious.
- Try to avoid flicking the lighter everytime, light a small candle in your room, and hold the butane switch with the lighter near the candle. No noise.(from Lucifer Christ)
- If you have a bad feeling before you smoke do not smoke only 2 times i got caught (when i started) i had a bad feeling.
- Don't be paranoid when your smoking or it ruins your high.
- It might be useful to have a sploof( How to make sploof) when you blow out the smoke.
- If your looking for a stash spot think to yourself will my parents find it if they search my room or even better would the police.Also keep in mind one of the best stash spots is just to tuck it away somewhere that no one even goes anymore .. in my case, a box in the attic.
- Its helpful to put a fan facing your window on low with dryer sheets added to it.(From SovietRed)
- Dugouts are a great addition to the stealth smokers arsenal. They're quick and easy to conceal. You have great control over how much you smoke as well. You not as high as you want to be just pack another batty and you're chillin'(from SovietRed)
- If your just have a bad feeling about smoking in your house try to find a chill spot outside just make sure no one can see you.(From SovietRed)
- A must have in a stealth smokers toolkit is a vaporizer.Vaporizers are the best of both worlds you get higher than anything and the smoke isn't harsh or thick at all so much easier to cover up.(From MasonJar)
- Always and i mean always have a get away plan.By this i mean always have something or somewhere close to hide all your shit if someone comes in.My bed has a little skirt next to it so i just put it there under a towel or pillow.(From pj1008)
- This step is hard for some people but always keep your shit together.Never leave something just laying around after your done smoking.One of the two times i got caught was because i left my bong laying around.(From pj1008)
- It might be helpful to take of your screen off your window so when you blow out the smoke you can stick your head out to make sure no smoke comes back in.(from PermaBlazed)
Thanks to the following people who contributed to the advice
Edited by Now, 20 December 2009 - 10:04 AM.