The Offical How To Pass a DT

[newbie01]

I have a few questions

1. Do most companies use at home or lab tests

2. I dont want to take any supliments so I have been drinking water for the past week along with not eating as much as usual.

3. I smoked last weekend with two bowls between 4 people, and the weekend before that and so on.

4. How long should I wait because I CAN'T fail this test...but I still dont really want to wait that much longer.

5. What do you guys and gals think my chances are?

[Weedman100]

Ok so my parents drug test me threatning they wont pay for college if i fail, so this is for a home test but im pretty sure it will work for anything. Now i havent read all 26pgs so sorry if its been posted.

have a friend piss in a small bottle stick it between ur belt and stomach.(gross but has to be done ) Then simply pour it in the cup. PASS!!

Also you can add warm water if u dont have enouugh or just want to heat it up. Best way possible if ur not caught then u pass 100%.

Now u just have to find someone with a clean system Good Luck!

[chamez]

second hand smoke doesnt throw off drug tests. i quit for 8 days, took 1-a-day vitamins and drank water and ran. i was around 2nd hand smoke every day and i was fine

[ClydeBarrow]

Just for the record before I start, I've read this entire thread (almost, I won't say I've read every post, but...) and I know you've all read the "will I be okay" posts until you want to puke. Frankly, I got pretty sick of them just reading. I'm about to be a big ol' hypocrite and post one of my own, but only because of the special circumstances involved that I didn't see addressed anywhere in this thread.

I've read the Niacin myth, a lot of people swear by it. I've also read that those people are morons. Either way, I'm not risking it, and I've been taking the Niacin. It's the flush-free stuff which everybody says isn't what I need, but I've been taking 1-2 500 mg flush-free Niacins for about a week now, so does it really make a difference if it's been that long and not just a quick 3-day process? It's time released, so doesn't it essentially have the same effect over...time?

Anyway, I'm a seasoned smoker. Albout a bowl almost every day for quite some time. Found out about this piss test and quit for 2 weeks. And by quit I mean completely. None of this "I quit..I only smoked half a bowl a night" crap. 2 weeks clean, then I had about a bowl, maybe a little bit more than a bowl over the weekend. Been clean since then, that was 3 days ago. Been taking the same 500 mg flush-free Niacin, 2-3 small bottles of cranberry juice a day, Propel, and I've always been a water drinker, nothing but.

Here are the special circumstances. I've also been takiny dietary pills that are made just to speed up the metabolism and drop weight. I'm not sure the exact doseage, but the pills are perscription Phentermine. I've been taking one of those a day, along with a thyroid pill to speed up the metabolism, and all of the above mentioned things.

The test is in a few days, and with a bowl under my belt only a few days ago, will the diet pills (I know they'll test positive but I've got that covered) stimulate my metabolism enough to flush it out if I keep with the water/cranberry juice/Niacin? I know none of you are doctors, but...

[ClydeBarrow]

I had a close call today, thought I was going to have to take the test, but I got it put off until Monday. Nonetheless, I've kicked up my efforts, and this is what I've done today:

Morning:
1 Phentermine dietary pill (RX)
1 Thyroid metabolism pill (RX)
1 500 mg Niacin (Like I said in the previous post, they're time-release, but I've been emptying the capsule into a bottle of Propel and it's giving me the flush, so...)
2 315 mg Green Tea pills
2 Cranberry Azo
1 bottle of Propel

Afternoon:
2 315 mg Green Tea pills
2 Cranberry Azo
1 bottle of Propel (no Niacin)

Night:
1 500 mg Niacin
2 315 mg Green Tea pills
2 Cranberry Azo
1 Creatine capsule
1-2 glasses of cranberry juice
2 Aspirin

Lots of water and excercise along with that, was clean for 2 weeks, smoked a bowl-a bowl and a half a few days ago, been clean since.

Snowball's chance in hell?

[fireal13]

Okay i have a drug test question but I'm too lazy to look through all 26 pages of this thread. Sorry. I've heard that a few drops of bleach in your piss will make you pass. Is this true? and if so how many drops should I use?. It's only a home drug test from the walgreens so it's probably not real sophisticated. Any help would be much appreciated.

[balla420]

my friend took that shit, and it fucked him up.... besides, why take a whole shit load of pill that turn you red and itchy and make you hot and sweat... go to www.testnegative.com....they have everything from drinks to pills, to synthetic powder urine that you just mix with water, and it even has some shit to poor in that heats it up to the temp of inside of your body. i've used a few of there products with 100% results... you do have to not smoke 48 hours before your test, but thats better than a month to let your body naturally clean it out of your system. i used these products while on probation, and there test are the hardest, but i had no problems... if you just have a test for a job or some shit, then just buy the fake urine, because then you don't have to stop smoking at all....but if its because of trouble with the law, sometimes they whatch you so you can't cheat... and even know you will pass, just for piece of mind if you don't they give you %200 your money back, you pay 25 for pills, and pass, they send you a check for 50

[Demonlampshade]

I lol at the home tests, my parents know and are ok w/ it. I am however unemployed and am wondering how likely a employer is to DT

[DiggiteeDank]

I have to drop in 7 days and I've been clean for three so far including today. I've been drinking green tea and I've taking 1 500mg niacin a day for the three days. I'm in a treatment center and my levels have to be 0. Is this niacin/tea/water process going to put my levels at 0? I smoked a shit ton of nuggs since it was my last day to smoke before i quit. If i don't get the levels down to 0 i get shipped off in a box basically so i'm hopin I'll be alright so I'm a little worried. The problem with the treatment center is that they send it in to a lab so they can test for the drinks and things to see if I'm deluting or detoxifying my system. Any help will do.
And I'm not doing the bleech thing, that doesn't sound to healthy.

[ClydeBarrow]

Alright, just for the record, I passed.

[emiller1181]

I've tried to read most of this post, but had a basic question that may seem stupid. Does the Niacin/water/green tea method flush your system or does it just cover it up? I used to smoke everyday then got in trouble and am going to have to take tests at a hospital lab. I quit for 2 and a half weeks now and was gunna smoke, but then do the Niacin/water/green tea method while im in fla for a week. Should i keep doing this til my test, or will i be ok after a week. Thanks

[ClydeBarrow]

Originally Posted by emiller1181

I've tried to read most of this post, but had a basic question that may seem stupid. Does the Niacin/water/green tea method flush your system or does it just cover it up? I used to smoke everyday then got in trouble and am going to have to take tests at a hospital lab. I quit for 2 and a half weeks now and was gunna smoke, but then do the Niacin/water/green tea method while im in fla for a week. Should i keep doing this til my test, or will i be ok after a week. Thanks

Keep it up, and it won't flush your system, it'll just mask it by dilluting your piss. If you've been clean for 2 1/2 weeks and you have a fast metabolism, you're close to clean, so keep with the niacin/water/green tea and cranberry juice..or Azo

[TwoLOUD]

Cranberry juice eh? Hmm..I need to quit but dont want to..like that commercial..I can quit right now..but maybe tomorrow...

[lilsmokie]

Ok i know i can't pass a drug test and have one coming up in the next few weeks, i was gonna get my sister to pee for me cause she doesn't smoke, i've read through most of this post but didn't see how you actually transport the urine to pass, any help?

[lilsmokie]

any help please?