Apprentice Tokers' Guide to Laced Cannabis

Let me guess, you're wondering why you feel so odd with the new weed you just bought, and your paranoia is wondering if it's laced, so you make a topic on GC asking for help. Well to prevent such threads, I am making a Guide of somewhat.

Section 1 [Losing profit..]:

Just to get this out of the road, 99.9% dealers you will see are out to make a profit in selling 'drugs'. You will notice the more drugs you buy the more money it costs right? Well yes of course, so why would such a dealer lace some cheap cannabis (for example, 2g of middies for $10) that was only $10 worths with something as 'Cocaine' that can be up to averaged price of $65?! Now that doesn't make sense does it? So again, in shorter terms.. 99.9% dealers don't waste $55 in profit JUST to lace your bud.

Section 2 [Basic Inspection..]:

Alright, now that we got done with the theory of lacing bud which is majority of our blades problems and usually the issues turns out that it isn't even laced! But if perhaps you still think so we will go through in a inspection to see if our bud is laced.
First thing you want to do is smell the bud, does it smell more distinct then normal or does it smell the same, *Take in mind that different cannabis strains of course have different smells*.

If it doesn't smell like any kind of bud what so ever and smell's more 'chemically' then let's move on to looking closer on the buds. Usually 3/4 of the time, visually you wouldn't be able to tell if it was laced. But for this part just look at it to see if it appears as normal, you don't want to be seeing things such as, crazy madness of snowy buds that falls usually when shaked and if the color seems as normal as what you usually buy.

Section 3 [Advanced Inspection..]:

Now, if the basic inspection didn't help at all and your still wondering if it's laced, here's a list I created to help you to see if it's laced or not.. Take in mind a lot of these drugs can't necessary smoke it, some you have to vaporize it, etc.

Stimulants:

Cocaine/Crack: *Take in mind, you can't really 'smoke' cocaine that's just sprinkled/laced with cannabis.* Effects of cocaine are usually hyperactivity, restlessness, increased heart rate, euphoria and itchiness (usually prolong use).

Methamphetamime: Has similar distinct smell as PCP does (ammonia) and also effects are similar to Cocaine but does have it's different ones too.

Ecstasy: The primary effects of MDMA include an increased awareness of the senses, feelings of openness, euphoria, empathy, love,happiness, heightened self-awareness, feeling of mental clarity.


Psychedelics:

LSD: First of all you can not smoke LSD, If you light it, it could destroy all of the properties in a second.

PCP: Very hard to tell visually if is laced, very strong ammonia smell. Feel powerful, dislocated and visual distortions. Very dizzy, nausea, vommiting, loss of balance. Quick and sweepy mood swings.

DMT: Intense open eye visuals, colorshifting (for example red green and gold coloring to the whole world), very harsh, overwhelming fear.

DXM: Common low-dose effects include feelings of dizziness and floating, which not all users experience as pleasant.

Opiates:

Heroin: This is also very very unlikely to have but pure heroin doesn't really have an odor but vinegary smell is that acetic acid (vinegar) is a byproduct of the acteylation reaction that used to convert morphine to heroin.

Opium: It tastes more sweeter and smells different; Dizziness, drowsiness, nausea, vomiting, difficulty urinating, fast or slow heartbeat, tremors (shaking, twitching).

Misc:

Grit Weed: Hard and brittle, hurts to break up. Try grounding some up and slide it against a CD of such, see if makes a mark of somewhat of a scratch. Seems as its too frosty of a nug and the trichs seem to fall out off a easy shake.

More drugs will be added daily, if you got some of your own feel free to post!
Also and any suggestions to add or change in my guide would be freely accepted.

Edited by DoblazE, 12 February 2009 - 01:05 AM.

STICKY!

+Rep

Thank you and yes hopefully this will get stickied. I plan to expand this guide a lot more too, hopefully this will stop 3/4 of these laced threads.

you really like your statistics.
haha, but this is goood.

This really needs to be stickied good job man

yo what about CRACK, fucked up dealers that put CRACK in their weed to get you fucking hooked

How common is grit weed? That sounds like some scary shit.

i laced my own weed with dmt i saw things i can't even describe

How common is grit weed? That sounds like some scary shit.

Actually this can be common during times when usually dealers want their weed to weigh more, so this is the cheapest method.. crushed up glass.

I heard that lacing your weed with an excstacy pill does absolutely nothing anyone tried it? how was it?

i know if i laced my weed with E i would be drinking the bong water and scraping it out to smoke the res... My experiences tell me never ever waste a pill

Edited by TuX_69, 15 January 2009 - 10:04 AM.
Irrelevant quote

I heard that lacing your weed with an excstacy pill does absolutely nothing anyone tried it? how was it?

i know if i laced my weed with E i would be drinking the bong water and scraping it out to smoke the res... My experiences tell me never ever waste a pill

Well usually ecstasy pills are bunk pills which are filled with binders and shit, and you can't put the MDMA in full contact of the flame, you would want to vaporize it in a way. Erowid claims smoking it generally just gives headaches and is a waste.

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So thus, even to everybody MDMA aint' going to be laced with bud.

Thanks mate, + rep maybe people will stop posting threads.

I apperciate the rep, .

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i liked it till where you list all the drugs cuz most of them are never going to be laced. and i dont know how ammonia smells but pcp smells like embalming fluid or airplane glue.

I wish I could find a dealer that would put opium in my weed.

i liked it till where you list all the drugs cuz most of them are never going to be laced. and i dont know how ammonia smells but pcp smells like embalming fluid or airplane glue.

Well of course yeah, but all these nubs are thinking it is LACED with that, so they would want to know what these drugs smell like and this is to help them, get it?

I wish I could find a dealer that would put opium in my weed.

Your not the only one!

yo what about CRACK, fucked up dealers that put CRACK in their weed to get you fucking hooked

As with all addictions the worst part of a crack addiction is the psychological side of it, if you smoke a crack spliff then you WILL know about it and you probably wont buy their weed again, if you for whatever reason just think its bomb weed then you probably wont get a psychological addiction to the crack so you wont get hooked.

Should probably add more of a section for grit weed because its the only thing which is really economic for dealers to cut their shit with

I sure hope this gets stickied.

Kids and laced weed... Oh well!

Elend.

Great job. I gave you the +rep. Typo in the last sentence of section two though.

*Take in mind that, different cannabis of course of different smells*.

I think you meant "has"
Just a heads up.

I known there are a lot of dumb asses who post threads claiming their bud is laced and i always was like "wow what dumb asses no dealer in their right mind would waste good drugs on lacing weed" but recently one of my friends got caught and his parents gave him a drug test.
He showed up positive for Acid and Coke which he never touched but it got into his system from the bud he smoked. Idk about the rest of you but i find this quite scary and am glad you posted this thread to help see if your bud s laced. +rep