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l4m3.u53rn4me · #1 (**permalink**) 01-05-2009, 12:15 AM

ok so i've smoked 3 times and i can't light the weed myself. the first time i didn't really try, but the second and third times i did. i got the lighter to work and all, and the second time smoking i got it to light right once in rotation, but my friends had to light it for me otherwise.

i have 2 questions- is there something i'm possibly doing wrong? and how bad is it to need help?

lol don't be mean please, i know it's fucking pathetic and that's why i want help!

Sir.Smokesalot · #2 (**permalink**) 01-05-2009, 12:17 AM

what do you mean you cant light it yourself? you got crab hands?

CoreyR · #3 (**permalink**) 01-05-2009, 12:17 AM

I can't be much help describing but if you continue to have this trouble jsut get a bong or smoke it from a bowl. It's really easy and fun!!!

mandanclan · #4 (**permalink**) 01-05-2009, 12:20 AM

are you having trouble using the lighter? i can see it hurting peoples fingers.

Sir.Smokesalot · #5 (**permalink**) 01-05-2009, 12:24 AM

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Originally Posted by mandanclan

are you having trouble using the lighter? i can see it hurting peoples fingers.

if thats the case just get one of those lighters that you just have to press a button to light it or one of those flip lighters...lol u people..

ShawnP · #6 (**permalink**) 01-05-2009, 12:25 AM

I don't really know how to explain it better than make the flame hit the weed once the lighter is lit...

hOoLiGaN xD · #7 (**permalink**) 01-05-2009, 12:31 AM

use a key/scissors/pen to pull the safety off. will be much easier.

l4m3.u53rn4me · #8 (**permalink**) 01-05-2009, 12:34 AM

hahaha no i dont have crab hands. idk what the problem is, like i can get the flame up and all just it won't light.. maybe i just need more practice haha

but it's not too big a deal since i'm still new right?

Duddets · #9 (**permalink**) 01-05-2009, 12:38 AM

Sorry but we are gong to need some more info, what were you smoking out of? So you can get the liter lit but you can't spark the bowl or what?

l4m3.u53rn4me · #10 (**permalink**) 01-05-2009, 12:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Duddets

Sorry but we are gong to need some more info, what were you smoking out of? So you can get the liter lit but you can't spark the bowl or what?

yeah glass pipes

dirtybongwater · #11 (**permalink**) 01-05-2009, 12:48 AM

Watch how your friends are doing it and until you get the hang of it. Just ask someone to light the bowl while you hit it for now.

mandanclan · #12 (**permalink**) 01-05-2009, 12:49 AM

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Originally Posted by l4m3.u53rn4me

hahaha no i dont have crab hands. idk what the problem is, like i can get the flame up and all just it won't light.. maybe i just need more practice haha

but it's not too big a deal since i'm still new right?

ok it sounds like you dont know how the piece works that you are smoking out of. what ARE you smoking out of?

ZarTheDragon · #13 (**permalink**) 01-05-2009, 12:53 AM

dude click that shit/
suck so it catches the herb/
then your done brajh

Duddets · #14 (**permalink**) 01-05-2009, 12:55 AM

Make sure you have your thumb over the carb, light the lighter above the weed, and suck. The flame should automatically suck down and light the bowl when you start inhaling.

Sir.Smokesalot · #15 (**permalink**) 01-05-2009, 12:55 AM

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Originally Posted by l4m3.u53rn4me

hahaha no i dont have crab hands. idk what the problem is, like i can get the flame up and all just it won't light.. maybe i just need more practice haha

but it's not too big a deal since i'm still new right?

ok NOW i think i know what you mean, you have to suck in while you are applying the flame to the weed

for joints/blunts/bongs/pipes/cigs - you should suck in while you light then it will burn for you lol i had that same problem when i first started didnt even know how to toke att

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#1 (permalink) 01-05-2009, 12:15 AM
l4m3.u53rn4me Registered User Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 535	embarassing ok so i've smoked 3 times and i can't light the weed myself. the first time i didn't really try, but the second and third times i did. i got the lighter to work and all, and the second time smoking i got it to light right once in rotation, but my friends had to light it for me otherwise. i have 2 questions- is there something i'm possibly doing wrong? and how bad is it to need help? lol don't be mean please, i know it's fucking pathetic and that's why i want help!

#2 (permalink) 01-05-2009, 12:17 AM
Sir.Smokesalot is gone but still here Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 1,201	Re: embarassing what do you mean you cant light it yourself? you got crab hands? __________________ SMOKE HIGH GRADE TO GET HIGH GRADES!

#3 (permalink) 01-05-2009, 12:17 AM
CoreyR Banned Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 88	Re: embarassing I can't be much help describing but if you continue to have this trouble jsut get a bong or smoke it from a bowl. It's really easy and fun!!!

#4 (permalink) 01-05-2009, 12:20 AM
mandanclan Habitual User Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Chicago Posts: 219	Re: embarassing are you having trouble using the lighter? i can see it hurting peoples fingers.

#6 (permalink) 01-05-2009, 12:25 AM
ShawnP Registered User Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 77	Re: embarassing I don't really know how to explain it better than make the flame hit the weed once the lighter is lit...

#7 (permalink) 01-05-2009, 12:31 AM
hOoLiGaN xD @_@ screwed up Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: College Posts: 906	Re: embarassing use a key/scissors/pen to pull the safety off. will be much easier. __________________ If you don't know me, bitch you ain't high enough

#8 (permalink) 01-05-2009, 12:34 AM
l4m3.u53rn4me Registered User Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 535	Re: embarassing hahaha no i dont have crab hands. idk what the problem is, like i can get the flame up and all just it won't light.. maybe i just need more practice haha but it's not too big a deal since i'm still new right?

#9 (permalink) 01-05-2009, 12:38 AM
Duddets Registered User Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Washington Posts: 329	Re: embarassing Sorry but we are gong to need some more info, what were you smoking out of? So you can get the liter lit but you can't spark the bowl or what? __________________ DSM, THC, XBL= life.

#11 (permalink) 01-05-2009, 12:48 AM
dirtybongwater Pot Ninja Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Olbermann's pants Posts: 6,240 Blog Entries: 1	Re: embarassing Watch how your friends are doing it and until you get the hang of it. Just ask someone to light the bowl while you hit it for now. __________________

#13 (permalink) 01-05-2009, 12:53 AM
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#14 (permalink) 01-05-2009, 12:55 AM
Duddets Registered User Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Washington Posts: 329	Re: embarassing Make sure you have your thumb over the carb, light the lighter above the weed, and suck. The flame should automatically suck down and light the bowl when you start inhaling. __________________ DSM, THC, XBL= life.