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Old 01-05-2009, 12:58 AM
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what do you mean you cant light it yourself? you got crab hands?
hahahaha idk why that made me laugh so hard. i pictured it in my head and just busted out laughing.
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hahahaha idk why that made me laugh so hard. i pictured it in my head and just busted out laughing.
Yeah, I pictured the kid in that new wii skate commercial. Anyone else see it?
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Old 01-05-2009, 01:05 AM
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I used to have that problem but I got over it soon enough, just practice!
 
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Make sure you have your thumb over the carb, light the lighter above the weed, and suck. The flame should automatically suck down and light the bowl when you start inhaling.
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ok NOW i think i know what you mean, you have to suck in while you are applying the flame to the weed

for joints/blunts/bongs/pipes/cigs - you should suck in while you light then it will burn for you lol i had that same problem when i first started didnt even know how to toke att
that must be it, i didn't realise you were supposed to suck while lighting. thank you!!

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Yeah, I pictured the kid in that new wii skate commercial. Anyone else see it?
hahah yes that's what i thought of too. then i pictured myself with crab hands
 
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ok so i've smoked 3 times and i can't light the weed myself. the first time i didn't really try, but the second and third times i did. i got the lighter to work and all, and the second time smoking i got it to light right once in rotation, but my friends had to light it for me otherwise.

i have 2 questions- is there something i'm possibly doing wrong? and how bad is it to need help?

lol don't be mean please, i know it's fucking pathetic and that's why i want help!
Take the safety off the lighter. It's prly on youtube somewhere if you don't know how to do it.
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Son of a bitch! This thread is fucking awesome!! Woot!
 
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that must be it, i didn't realise you were supposed to suck while lighting. thank you!!



hahah yes that's what i thought of too. then i pictured myself with crab hands
Yeah not sucking while lighting would definitely cause it not to hit, good luck next time! Remember what we've taught you grasshopper.
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suck in while you light it. because it brings the flame much closer to the weed.

trust me, it will work. start inhaling right when you light it and the flame will get sucked into the weed
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take the safety off your lighter - WAHLAH! problem solved
 
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you have to pull air through the peice at the same time.
like, you cant just hold a flame to the bud.
to light it. you gotta be hittin it at the same tiem.
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Aint nothing to be embarrassed about, youll figure it out in time. If the people you smoke with make an effort to point out how new you are to smoking, your better off smoking with someone else and without them.

Aint nothin to ever be embaressed about, this aint no race, this aint no dance off, and even then theres no reason to ever be embaressed in life. Ever. They probably suck at something youve done for awhile. It all comes full circle.

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Buy an electric push button lighter
 
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maybe buy a lighter a practice? haha not sure what th eproblem is but having someone light it for you looks pretty gay and I'm sure is embrassing for you which would hurt your experience.. I had to do it for one friend before...
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i don't really see how it's hard in the first place, but everybody is different.

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Old 01-05-2009, 06:10 AM
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I have this same exact problem when I lit my first joint (three days ago). It ended up burning really uneven almost ruining the experience. When you light the end(the twisted part) are you suppose to inhale so the flame spreads? Also, when I would go to relight it it wouldnt light and I ended up charring the weed and the joint.
 
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