Drug test today.....

Ok so basically my parents bought those do-it yourself take home drug tests from http://www.cliawaived.com/web/ACON_(cards_and_cups).htm

I haven't smoked in 5days and I still come up positive.... (I stole one from them and tested myself) I'm not overweight, I drink around 2-3bottles of deer park everyday. I'm supposed to go on a ski trip with my friend's family but I don't think I'm going to be allowed to go if I don't pass. What can I do to make sure I pass? I heard that adding bleach, or those bleach pens works and so does a shot of vinegar. Can anyone verify if this is true?

Please help.

[Kurty]

Just dilute your piss. Those tests suck.

[Sweet Leaf`]

This Q-carbo shit works like a charm just follow the directions exactly and you shouldnt have a problem. you can find it at your local rite aid or drug store.

http://www.drugdetox5.com/uploads1/d...2961001008.jpg

[stickydankness]

dude, those tests dont even test if its actual piss...pop 2 drops of bleach in your sample and your golden or just find some synthetic piss if you got time...vinegar would probably work too, but make sure you dont have enough in there for it too smell like bleach or vinegar....

good luck bruh..

Originally Posted by stickydankness

dude, those tests dont even test if its actual piss...pop 2 drops of bleach in your sample and your golden or just find some synthetic piss if you got time...vinegar would probably work too, but make sure you dont have enough in there for it too smell like bleach or vinegar....

good luck bruh..

wait so you mean if i piss in like a dixie cup, fill it half way and then add 2 drops of bleach it will come out negative?

if thats true I fucking love you

EDIT:

Originally Posted by Sweet Leaf`

This Q-carbo shit works like a charm just follow the directions exactly and you shouldnt have a problem. you can find it at your local rite aid or drug store.

what if I smoked earlier that day?

[Sweet Leaf`]

it should still work even if you smoked already that day

[Broomhead]

yeah putting a couple drops of bleach works nice, i havent tried the q carb drink but i heard it works, what i did when my parents told me they would be testing me is:
bought myself a home test kit (i test myself a couple hours before my parents test me)
and bought some synthetic piss
if i show up positive, i just use the synthetic when i get tested

[stickydankness]

Originally Posted by Trevar

wait so you mean if i piss in like a dixie cup, fill it half way and then add 2 drops of bleach it will come out negative?

if thats true I fucking love you

EDIT:



what if I smoked earlier that day?

thats what im sayin bruh, i dont know about the whole love thing though...

lol reminds me of "Old Greg" from the mighty boosh, youtube it...

Originally Posted by Sweet Leaf`

it should still work even if you smoked already that day

I just read your signature
wtf man....
ahahahahah