The ABSOLUTE don'ts of smoking (rant)...newb smokers read

[stickydankness]

after just smoking up some of my friends noob friends for the first time, this needs to be addressed..

1. There is really NO excuse to buy mids all the time, and no the highs arent equal, dont try to justify getting mids because "they still get you high"

2. If youre getting smoked up, dont be greedy with the bud, thats a great way to get smacked..

3. Inhale that shit, i dont care if you can blow smoke rings and shit, EVERYONE can, get over it..

4. Dont act like you just dropped 10 tabs of acid, no one believes you, AT ALL...
p.s.: you DONT trip when you smoke weed...

5. If its not your bud, dont touch it, the owner will pack the bowls/roll the joints..

6. If your friend has a glass bong, treat it like a BABY, you break it, you bought it...

7. Dont try and take a huge hit then leave milk in the bong, take what you can handle and thats it...

8. QUARTER THE FUCKING BOWL, leaving no green after your hit is THE best way to be kicked out of a smoke session IMO...

9. Dont eat all the fuckin food...if you finish the chips or something, its not GUNNA be me goin to get a new bag at the store...

PLEASE FEEL FREE TO ADD MORE, AND YES I KNOW SOME OF THEM ARE REPETATIVE...

[PerezPurpp]

yeah this is just a personal slightly inaccurate rant

[stickydankness]

Originally Posted by PerezPurpp

yeah this is just a personal slightly inaccurate rant

slightly innacurate?

[Headies123]

Originally Posted by stickydankness

4. Dont act like you just dropped 10 tabs of acid, no one believes you, AT ALL...
p.s.: you DONT trip when you smoke weed...

I know what your getting at, newbs who geek the fuck out and say stupid shit. but, you can have very trippy experiences with weed, especially if your a newb and hitting dank outta nice glass. Even prostoners have the occasional waytohigh experience.

Also, dont be a dick to newbs, they dont know whats going on and they dont know the "rules". I get pissed when people who blaze break the rules, that definately more justified.

good post though, +rep

[julzboi661]

i think my personal kicker is when someone gets a little stoned too quick.

if you're going to smoke, be prepared to hold your shit!! i'm not mom'ing for you when you're smoking weed.

[TheKiller08]

It sounds like you are being an ass about it.

[sgt. Flowers]

i cant find anything other than mids
if you dont like mids tell the person who is sharing with you
you dont feel like smoking

ingrate

[GutturalGuy40]

Originally Posted by stickydankness

after just smoking up some of my friends noob friends for the first time, this needs to be addressed..

3. Inhale that shit, i dont care if you can blow smoke rings and shit, EVERYONE can, get over it..

Amen to that...shit pisses me off...just wasted thc so you show off in front of a couple chickas.

[Tribe]

Originally Posted by stickydankness

1. There is really NO excuse to buy mids all the time, and no the highs arent equal, dont try to justify getting mids because "they still get you high"

Mids will get you ripped if you smoke enough and if its not headache mexi dirt (Which I don't consider mids)
sometimes 50 for a half of mids is better than an eighth of nuggets especially for social smoking

Originally Posted by stickydankness

7. Dont try and take a huge hit then leave milk in the bong, take what you can handle and thats it...

Haha take their hit then

Originally Posted by stickydankness

4. Dont act like you just dropped 10 tabs of acid, no one believes you, AT ALL...
p.s.: you DONT trip when you smoke weed...

I hate when people freak out,
but you can trip off of cannabis. no argument
remember when you were a new smoker/lightweight?

Originally Posted by stickydankness

5. If its not your bud, dont touch it, the owner will pack the bowls/roll the joints..

6. If your friend has a glass bong, treat it like a BABY, you break it, you bought it...


8. QUARTER THE FUCKING BOWL, leaving no green after your hit is THE best way to be kicked out of a smoke session IMO...

9. Dont eat all the fuckin food...if you finish the chips or something, its not GUNNA be me goin to get a new bag at the store...

I totally agree.

[stickydankness]

Originally Posted by Headies123

Also, dont be a dick to newbs, they dont know whats going on and they dont know the "rules". I get pissed when people who blaze break the rules, that definately more justified.

im not trying to be a total dick (dont take this the wrong way), but there seems to be a lot of people who come here that still have no experience and are planning on smoking, just trying to keep them from looking dumb as hell or not being invited back to the next sesh....

[The Eskimo DJ]

I hate it when people smoke up to get as fucked as they can then lay there and complain that their heart feels like its going to explode. If you can't handle your shit, slow the fuck down. If you want to get fucked up and feel shit for the following hours, drink alcohol and leave the bud for me!

[stickydankness]

Originally Posted by Tribe

Mids will get you ripped if you smoke enough and if its not headache mexi dirt (Which I don't consider mids)
sometimes 50 for a half of mids is better than an eighth of nuggets especially for social smoking



I hate when people freak out,
but you can trip off of cannabis. no argument
remember when you were a new smoker/lightweight?

not a counter argument but, heres my take...

mids, for me atleast, no matter how much i smoked, got me the same high as some nice dank sativa buds...

i dont believe ive ever tripped off cannabis, ive done shrooms, 'cid, and DMT (id rather not talk about it) and no matter how dank the bud was, it never compared to those experiences, some people come here and talk about hallucinations and cannabis will simply not make the grass breathe or the sun taste yellow...thats just my experience though...


p.s. julzboi, how could i forget, +rep..

[lar20]

new rule... dont judge or make false accusations of other peoples weed... it pisses me off so much when sombody gets blazed and is like "dude i think this is laced" one time my friend said it was laced with coke and another time me and 2 friends smoked 2.5 grams and the other people were buggin out like "dude this is laced with windex i think" i was like SHUT THE FUCK UP ITS NOT LACED

[Flying Jew]

I havent read everyone elses posts so sorry if im repeating someone,
Dont steal lighters, even if its an accident, its just not cool. I write my name on mine so i can be like thats my lighter not yours give it back!!!!
Also, its puff puff pass with a joint or blunt, hit pass with spoons, bongs, etc.
Dont always mooch, nobody likes moochers.
I like to always have like 2 liters of water next to me in case i start to cough or get thirsty for a certain reason plus its ok to share water, dont be a dick about it if your friend is coughing his/her lungs out.
Visine and Purell do wonder

Hope this helps to lead the new smoker in the right direction.
(slight edit: i kinda got off topic, I threw some do's in there, thought it might help.)

[lar20]

Originally Posted by Flying Jew

I havent read everyone elses posts so sorry if im repeating someone,
Dont steal lighters, even if its an accident, its just not cool. I write my name on mine so i can be like thats my lighter not yours give it back!!!!
Also, its puff puff pass with a joint or blunt, hit pass with spoons, bongs, etc.
Dont always mooch, nobody likes moochers.
I like to always have like 2 liters of water next to me in case i start to cough or get thirsty for a certain reason plus its ok to share water, dont be a dick about it if your friend is coughing his/her lungs out.
Visine and Purell do wonder

Hope this helps to lead the new smoker in the right direction.

dude i know what u mean lol 1 time i was passing a spoon and this 1 kid hit the spoon 2 times and took the longest hits it pissed me off lol and i was in a circle with 5 people once smokin a blunt and everyone would take like 5 hits then hold the blunt for like 2 mins str8...take another hit then pass it i was the only 1 who puff puffed passed...never smoked with them again lol