The ABSOLUTE don'ts of smoking (rant)...newb smokers read

[blazzinblunts23]

when u smoke someone out every time and they dont give u any money. and thier excuse is that they paid u a month ago. weed does not grow on trees my friend. actually they do haha. but you know wat i mean

[PatrickTheToker]

Originally Posted by stickydankness

after just smoking up some of my friends noob friends for the first time, this needs to be addressed..

1. There is really NO excuse to buy mids all the time, and no the highs arent equal, dont try to justify getting mids because "they still get you high"

2. If youre getting smoked up, dont be greedy with the bud, thats a great way to get smacked..

3. Inhale that shit, i dont care if you can blow smoke rings and shit, EVERYONE can, get over it..

4. Dont act like you just dropped 10 tabs of acid, no one believes you, AT ALL...
p.s.: you DONT trip when you smoke weed...

5. If its not your bud, dont touch it, the owner will pack the bowls/roll the joints..

6. If your friend has a glass bong, treat it like a BABY, you break it, you bought it...

7. Dont try and take a huge hit then leave milk in the bong, take what you can handle and thats it...

8. QUARTER THE FUCKING BOWL, leaving no green after your hit is THE best way to be kicked out of a smoke session IMO...

9. Dont eat all the fuckin food...if you finish the chips or something, its not GUNNA be me goin to get a new bag at the store...


PLEASE FEEL FREE TO ADD MORE, AND YES I KNOW SOME OF THEM ARE REPETATIVE...

bold in order:
Some people would rather get a high that mids offer and save money than spend more on dank. This is mearly opinion, not fact.

p.s. you CAN trip on weed, esp. if your new to it, or smoke hella lot.

I don't know about everyone else, but in my group of friends, if were ready to smoke more, we pack bowls with other peoples weed all the time.. I guess we all just trust each other..Look into it.


who cares if someone takes a bigger hit than they can handle...cup your hand over the bowl/bong, and then finish it, or offer it to next person in rotation..

I belive the word your looking for is CORNER
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The real do's and don'ts of smoking.

1. Corner the bowl, if you don't you loose next rotation

2. if its not your food, ask first

3. treat all bongs/bowls etc. with care esp. if they aren't yours, this goes with acrylic, metal, glass.

4. if a friend smokes you up, smoke him up next time. Share the herb

5. if you didn't pay for the weed, don't complain about the quality.

6. if you smoke someone up on mids, and next week they have a 1/4 of chron, don't expect them to smoke you up on that...

7. inhale that shit, you can blow smoke rings AFTER you draw it into your lungs

8. don't just use someone to score some free pot...

9. if a lighter is passed with the bowl/bong pass it on, don't pocket it. nothing pisses me off more than someone pocketing my bic

10. if your really new to smoking, and don't know how to properly use a bowl/bong, ask. don't risk fucking something up because you don't want to look dumb.

11. general rule (in my group of friends anyway) bowls/bongs are one hit pass, joints/blunts are puff puff pass, unless otherwise noted.

/thread

Happy Toking.

[Smokey-eyes77]

Originally Posted by l4m3.u53rn4me

stupid question, but what do you mean by the last part? i thought you were supposed to light it unless the person before you left a lot of their hit in the piece.

I ment it as.
I tell them to consider hitting some of my pieces before even smoking out of it (Before lighting..) You see.

As for all that.
If someone don't clear I clean up the milk and milk it again for myself.
Whats not used is mine ha..Its stale but its smoke.

[ebene]

Thank God you don't hang around me or my peeps. You would get your ass smacked.

[Tinkerbell26]

Like those rules better lol

[mr.tokes]

Originally Posted by stickydankness

after just smoking up some of my friends noob friends for the first time, this needs to be addressed..

1. There is really NO excuse to buy mids all the time, and no the highs arent equal, dont try to justify getting mids because "they still get you high"

2. If youre getting smoked up, dont be greedy with the bud, thats a great way to get smacked..

3. Inhale that shit, i dont care if you can blow smoke rings and shit, EVERYONE can, get over it..

4. Dont act like you just dropped 10 tabs of acid, no one believes you, AT ALL...
p.s.: you DONT trip when you smoke weed...

5. If its not your bud, dont touch it, the owner will pack the bowls/roll the joints..

6. If your friend has a glass bong, treat it like a BABY, you break it, you bought it...

7. Dont try and take a huge hit then leave milk in the bong, take what you can handle and thats it...

8. QUARTER THE FUCKING BOWL, leaving no green after your hit is THE best way to be kicked out of a smoke session IMO...

9. Dont eat all the fuckin food...if you finish the chips or something, its not GUNNA be me goin to get a new bag at the store...

PLEASE FEEL FREE TO ADD MORE, AND YES I KNOW SOME OF THEM ARE REPETATIVE...

1. if i wanna buy mids, then why cant i? just cuz i want my tolerance to stay low and the fact that im not made of money doesnt mean shit

3. i inhale then blow rings, got a problem

5. if the owner sucks at rolling then why cant i roll for them? of xoarse you have to ask, but still

[Tinkerbell26]

Some people are so anal. Its just weed lol imo. I just say when it comes to weed and anything else treat others the way you wanna be treated. I mean when i use to not be able to smoke ppl out back i would bake cookies to say thank you. I mean home made ones . When i got to where i could smoke ppl out i would.

[stickydankness]

Originally Posted by Hunokeli

corner perhaps?

atleast get your shit straight if you are gonna call out N00bz lol

around here, its quarter, as in splitting it up, people usually understand what you mean more that way...i used to say corner, than i got a stupid ass look like wtf?

[wraughbit]

Originally Posted by blazzinblunts23

when u smoke someone out every time and they dont give u any money. and thier excuse is that they paid u a month ago. weed does not grow on trees my friend. actually they do haha. but you know wat i mean

wait, just exactly are you talking about?

you make people pay you to smoke with you?? HAHAHA dude, if you smoke other people out, you can only expect the same from them.

[mr.tokes]

Originally Posted by Tinkerbell26

Some people are so anal. Its just weed lol imo. I just say when it comes to weed and anything else treat others the way you wanna be treated. I mean when i use to not be able to smoke ppl out back i would bake cookies to say thank you. I mean home made ones . When i got to where i could smoke ppl out i would.

exactly!

[lar20]

Originally Posted by wraughbit

wait, just exactly are you talking about?

you make people pay you to smoke with you?? HAHAHA dude, if you smoke other people out, you can only expect the same from them.

lol i know right smoking sombody out means they dont pay your just letting them smoke ur weed with you if they help pay then part of the weed is theres thats not smoking out

[crazycraka]

You sound like such a douche, sorry man but saying that.

"You DON'T trip when you smoke weed."

Just makes you sound like a tool, snob, knowitall..

Because the fact of the matter is, I've tripped many a time off of weed, and I haven't even smoked the bombest shit there is to be smoked. So yeah, just because YOU have never tripped off weed, which is weird I mean you smoke to get high right? Wouldn't you want to trip? But what ev's to each his own I guess..

[Bank404]

Originally Posted by mr.tokes

1. If i wanna buy mids, then why cant I? Just cause i want my tolerance to stay low and the fact that im not made of money doesn't mean shit

3. I inhale then blow rings, got a problem

5. If the owner sucks at rolling then why cant i roll for them? of coarse you have to ask, but still

I don't understand how another ***** can tell someone what to smoke. That's like telling someone they can't fuckin vote when they qualify to do so.

cocky ass people who think they are as ya'll say "hot shit", makes me sick./

Be Easy ya'll

[stickydankness]

Originally Posted by crazycraka

You sound like such a douche, sorry man but saying that.

"You DON'T trip when you smoke weed."

Just makes you sound like a tool, snob, knowitall..

Because the fact of the matter is, I've tripped many a time off of weed, and I haven't even smoked the bombest shit there is to be smoked. So yeah, just because YOU have never tripped off weed, which is weird I mean you smoke to get high right? Wouldn't you want to trip? But what ev's to each his own I guess..

umm have you ever dropped tabs? had shrooms? weed is not a trip, ya i smoke to get high, but weed is pale in comparison to some real psychedelics....whatever though, you contradict what you say....im out newbs...

[xhostilex001]

amen to #8. had the pleasure of smoking out an a-hole a while back. Smoked the entire bowl in 1 hit and left nothing else for the rest of the party. We left him out of the session for the rest of the night after a stunt like that.