Preferable "desperate" smoke.

We have all had thoes times when everyone is desperate, nobody brought their bowls/bongs/papers, and you are desperate and have to make your own contraption on the go. What would you say is the most convinent/preferable way? For me it is to make a can, however my friends seem to despise that way and seem to prefer methods like using index cards joints (that shit sucks), or gatorade bottles with straws in them (that shit gets nasty). There are even the bizarre methods of using apples or thoes kids who know how to make a contraption out of everyday school supplies, like sharpies or mechanical pencils. Or natural ways, finding that stick with the perfect shape, or rarely, that rock.
Anyways, post your ways, even post some crazy ways.

A pop or beer can is typically something always at my disposal. It's my preference, and go-to method, of makeshift smoking devices, also. If for some reason I cannot procure a pop/beer can - I'll just take whatever I have lying around and piece something together that gets the job done.

This does not include shit like index-card joints. That's fucked on multiple levels. The bleach and ink used on 'em are absolutely terrible to burn and inhale. Not to mention I'm almost positive it would be impossible to roll anything near decent with one. Too rigid, too thick, too hard to seal.

Go buy a rillo. I'm not underage.

Got a pipe, so I never have that problem.

In a pinch, I can make one hell of an apple pipe. But I haven't really been in a situation where some kind of glass/papers aren't around.

Hasn't happened to me in a long time thankfully. Just carry around a socket wrench socket bowl thingy in your pocket. Then whenever you don't have a piece, just buy a gatorade or something and make a waterfall. That works pretty well as long as you have an indoor place to use it.

if im at the crib the selection is endless...but i always have at least a grape dutch and a pack of zig zags in arms reach no matter where i go...but in a desperate situation ill go with my smart water waterfall reverse g bong

Well I'm out on the quicks I usually use 5 gum wrapper you just peel the foil and use it as a paper, even recipe paper works if it has no ink. Quick apple pipes are very useful too

go buy papers, theyre like 1.25 for 30 of them, and then just carry them in your baggie, so theyre always there when you want to smoke.

Made something out of one of those wheel pressure measure'er things. Ripped out the measure part and modified the air intake, added a wrench socket for the bowl, was allllll set. Cans are really unhealthy.
Ive made plenty homemade bubblers out of bottles and mechanical pencils. Even used an apple as a bowl, works great

OK, so I was waiting for the bus and I just got a 1/4 from my guy.
It was very late so the bus was gonna take long.
So I sit at the bus stop, there's a lil cool blue light above me too which helped. So I took my green sack out but did not have papers. So I took a cig from my cigarette pack and emptied it, and took out the cotton filter and put a paper filter instead. Filled it with the newly acquired ganja and blazed it 3 feet from a house and across the street from Concordia University while waiting for the bus lol
Bus came just on time, got in and put my iPod on and took a trip all the way across the river.

One of my best desperate trips lol

Get some papers

it's been a long time since this sort of thing has happened to me..
but i like apples.that way you can eat your pipe after you smoke
but if you can't get an apple..then i would just use one of the papers out of the pack i carry in my wallet. but i prefer one of my pipe's. the papers are mostly in case i run into some brick weed and wanna smoke a joint.
also what kind of seasoned toker doesn't have something to smoke out of??

it's been a long time since this sort of thing has happened to me..
but i like apples.that way you can eat your pipe after you smoke
but if you can't get an apple..then i would just use one of the papers out of the pack i carry in my wallet. but i prefer one of my pipe's. the papers are mostly in case i run into some brick weed and wanna smoke a joint.
also what kind of seasoned toker doesn't have something to smoke out of??

We have our moments we diden't take our stuff. I realized this a week or so ago when, after many months of having no moments when i diden't bring my bong, that i dident bring it and i had to go back to the noobie, desperate ways.

OK, so I was waiting for the bus and I just got a 1/4 from my guy.
It was very late so the bus was gonna take long.
So I sit at the bus stop, there's a lil cool blue light above me too which helped. So I took my green sack out but did not have papers. So I took a cig from my cigarette pack and emptied it, and took out the cotton filter and put a paper filter instead. Filled it with the newly acquired ganja and blazed it 3 feet from a house and across the street from Concordia University while waiting for the bus lol
Bus came just on time, got in and put my iPod on and took a trip all the way across the river.

One of my best desperate trips lol

If ya ask me you sound like a 321 local.

apple!

You can make a pipe out of almost anything. If I have one, I would use an apple, but if not, just a can. Poke a hole in the top, bend it down, and if you want a carb poke a hole in the side of the can. Easy toke.
Hell you can make a pipe out of pretty much anything. I've heard of someone at make one by drilling a few holes in a golf ball. My friend and I had a muffin and we put a hole in the top and one in the side and smoke out of that

Apple pipe is the way to go if you don't have a piece or papers or anything, and can't rig yourself up a homemade bong. I used to use soda or beer can bowls a lot, glad I don't anymore (always got a pipe so I don't have to worry about that).

Index cards and Gatorade bottles? That sounds toxic as fuck

apples can make good pieces haha i know that one, ive also had to make a piece out of starburst pieces once when i had nothin around to use to toke

I packed a bowl in someones asshole, lit it, and inhaled through their mouth. shit didn't work, I was pissed.