The Birth Control Pill

[Burdbrain]

Has any tried this method I've found

BIRTH CONTROL PILLS
A solution of one pill to one gallon of water has been reported to cause increased growth speed in tomato plants. It is possible this will help herb plants too. One treatment administered before flowering and one administered a few weeks before harvesting might help the plant mature faster.

One grower told a story of the same type of plants, one administered the estrogen grew to 20 feet, while the other was 7 feet. This may be purely anecdotal, but it may work.

Try it and report back to us on results.

[froggy]

its an urban legand.

http://azjshs.asu.edu/2006paper/kirkland.pdf this is a report from a 16 year old kid showing how it can actually be harmful to plant growth.

im not even sure where this myth came from? it doesnt make any sense. but ill say this, that a young BOY from the ages of 0-30's shouldnt be even messing around with these 'pills'. they can screw with ur body. THAT has actually been shown in many research data but no where does the 'pill' increase growth of plants.

[s12fever]

yep that could work...or you could try stop your males pollinating by putting a condom over one of the colas.

[3To1ker1]

i heard once that only 1/4th of the birth control pill is absorbed into womens bodies when they take them
the rest goes into the water system which is actually leading to infertility in males
how f'ed up is that?

[Burdbrain]

OK. I have fathered one kid all ready and I am happily married to the mother. I heard smoking weed kills your sperm too so this was probably a stupid thread to start in the first place. I might try the condom to stop my males pollinating the fems, but seriously, is this hole thing just a myth. If so I can put the wife back on the pill and start getting some action again!!

[Bopper]

Sorry guys - it's almost right but female birth control pills contain androgenic steroids which I think are more to do with the reproductive system, rather than anabolic steroids, which are essentially nitrogen retention agents.

Body builders take anabolic steroids which allow the human body to assimilate almost all of the protein intake consumed and retain it in the muscles as nitrogen. When eating, the human digestive system is very inefficient, converting only about 20grams of protein into nitrogen at any one sitting (4 hours apart generally - for all you 'All you can eat for $4.99' merchants out there!) so if you ate a larger burger with 100grams of protein in it, you'd be flushing most of it down the shitter!

Taking anabolic steroids allows the body to retain almost 100% of the protein intake into nitrogen, this is stored in the muscles which is why weightlifters and body builders rarely have great cardio, suffering with stamena issues due to the increase amount of N in their system. This increase in N does allow the body to heal much quicker and allows it to become bigger and stronger, faster.

Therefore, sticking a 50mg dianabol tablet in your grow will allow the plant to retain much nore nitrogen during it's veg stage, and bigger plants make bigger buds! (whereas sticking your girlfriends birth control pills in your grow will pretty soon make you 'Daddy' and what a fuckin' tragedy that would be huh! LMFAO)

Dianabol - breakfast of Champions!