[Sykdom]

Hey everybody, for awhile I was always pissed off because the internet is full of different hash making guides. I'm going to post the one I use that is very easy, very cheap, and works very well. Here it is!

MATERIALS:
Isopropyl alcohol (rubbing alcohol, $2, 91%+)
Two jars
Coffee filter


PROCEDURE:
Take as much weed as you want to extract the THC from (extracted THC is called hash oil around here, or just hash) and crumble it up as fine as you can. Try not to do it with your fingers, as that removes some of the trichomes - THC. Once you have it ground as fine as possible, place it in one jar. This will be Jar #1. Once it's in the jar, fill the jar with the isopropyl alcohol till the weed can swim freely. Shake it, by swishing it around so it all moves, for a few seconds and then place it in a storage place for a few hours, shaking it every hour or so.
Once this is done, you should be left with a bunch of cut up weed floating around and some yucky green alcohol. Now, place the coffee filter over the second jar and SLOWLY pour the mixture through it so the weed gets caught and the alcohol flows into the jar. Once this is all out, toss the first jar (or clean it out, either way). This second jar is jar #2.
Keep the lid off the jar and store it in a warm place till most of the alcohol evaporates. (WARNING: ALCOHOL IS EXTREMELY FLAMMABLE. I SAY TO STORE IT BECAUSE I'M NOT AN EXPERT AT USING HEAT TO EVAPORATE ALCOHOL AND I DO NOT RECOMMEND IT. I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR HOUSES BURNED DOWN.) Just have patience, kids. This slower evaporation can take up to 2 days.
Now, after most of it's evaporated, you should be left with a dark putty stuck to your jar. Using a sharp razor blade, scrape all this out and compact it into a ball. Wrap this ball in Saran wrap (to retain moisture) and you have your dankass extracted hash!


SMOKING:
There are a few methods to smoking. I will list some.
METHOD #1:
Just put some of the oil on the end of a cigarette and smoke it like that. The high temperature wastes some THC, but you'll still get high.
METHOD #2:
My friends used to do this back in the day. Take a rolling paper and smear the oil on it. Then roll some weed / tobacco in the paper and smoke it up. You and your friends will get right on blazed.
METHOD#3:
My favorite method actually. You get a 6"x6" square of aluminum foil (you can make whatever design you want out of it, make your own "piece", it doesn't have to be 6"x6") and put a dab of oil on the center of it. You then heat the bottom with your lighter. This thing will start to bubble, then it will SMOKE ITS ASS OFF. Make sure you have an empty bic pen handy so you can inhale all the smoke. Maybe even invite a few friends.
METHOD#4:
Put a dab of oil on the blade of a knife and set it on a table. Get another knife and heat the blade up till it's GLOWING hot. Don't touch this thing. It's hot as hell. Slowly press the glowing blade onto the oil. Smoke with BILLOW out of this thing. Get some friends to inhale the smoke, then trade off so you can get your hit.


This is my method of making and using hash. I enjoy hash more than skunk sometimes. The high is more trippy and exciting. There's not much couchlock involved with it.


Have fun, friends, and keep tokin'!