you know you're high when you put a plate in the toaster and a pop tart on the counter
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there are 4 kinds of people in this world... the first ones need crutches to walk and function normally. the second ones realize how fun crutches are, so they get some of their own and have a good time. the third kind have never used crutches before so they dont know what it's like, they like to kick the crutches out from people and make laws against them...and the 4th... they dont know what the f*** is going on.
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