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Okay I have the worst stoner mistake EVER.
I was a rookie smoker, probably 3rd or 4th time smoking and me and my best friend finished off the gram that got us high the first 3 or 4 times and I was like, "dude where should i put this ziploc bag?" and hes like"just fuckin throw it away." Stunned, I replied with, "naw man you're supposed to flush it down the toilet." and he replied with " hell no it'll clog" so i said "naw man I read on the internet you're supposed to flush it." I ran to the bathroom and flushed it and sure enough the toilet clogged. I ran out geeking my ass off and told my friend about it. He was laughing so hard and so was I. We then proceeded to walk to the bathroom which was right next to his moms room. We tried plunging it like 50 times as quietly as we could but it wasnt doing shit because we were so high and we were geeking soooo hard. So we ended up just forgetting about it and the next morning I was freaking out because the toilet was still clogged but we got away with it hahah. man I laugh everytime I think about that.
another stoner mistake: I came home from college for the weekend and brought my chillum with me. I thought I would be at home for maybe 30 mintues so I just threw the chillum under my bed. I went back at around smoking time to get my chillum and it was not there. My lil brother ran up the stairs and was like "hey is this yours?" i was like OH SHIT whered u find that!? (my bro didnt know I smoke) he told me the dog had it in its mouth in the family room(where my entire family was sitting) Luckily I didnt get in any trouble.
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