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Old 11-04-2001, 05:26 AM
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Arrow proof that girls are evil
Every gut knows that it takes time and money for a good relationship with a girl, so...

Girls = time x money

Everyone knows that time equals money.

time = money

So it follows that...

Girls = (money x money)

Or

Girls = money2

According to the Bible money is the root of all evil

money = (¬/ evil)

So it follows that...

girls = (¬/ evil)2

Or

Girls = evil
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