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Old 04-01-2006, 08:16 PM
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Don't take this the wrong way ...

Alright ... I don't know about everyone else, but all the chicks I know who smoke suck (compared to those who don't). Just from my experience, either the stoner chicks are "HUGE SLUTS" to reference an above comment, or they are very immature w/ a lower tolerance. By bringing chicks into the mix during a sesh (unless they are total "bros" as we call them here), you are just askin' for a giggle fest that annoys the shit out of you.

My advice is this: leave the drinkin' to the girls (and yourself, if that is your thing ... I don't drink, just smoke), and smoke bowls with your boys. You both get pretty lifted and can enjoy the evening. Then again, I still am just a college student, so I don't know what the older female smokin' population is like (except for a GF's mom, which was creepy).

Oh, and just to rant a little ... never let a girl who obviously doesn't smoke that often load a bowl. Some girl asked to pack my friends piece before a sesh (which I was involved with), and he let her because of some stupid-ass flirty reason. It's finally my turn, and I look into the bowl and what is staring back at me? The biggest fuckin' stem I have ever seen. I just looked at that chick and shook my head, then picked out the stem. Of course, I got high and left with a few buds to roll and bowl because that chick pretty much fucked up all of our high's with her giggling and banter.

Damn, I sound like I hate chicks (haha). Far from it, all the ladies have my love. Where would I be without you? I'd be a poor sap sittin' around with no love. So don't get me wrong, if you are a total "bro" and can rip a bong with the best of them, I don't mind gettin' you high as shit. But, if you are goin' to load stems, not stop giggling, make comments like "I love your wallpaper" (WTF?) in the middle of a sesh, and just pretty much kill my high, please please please! Step off ...

EDIT: Oh yeah, and to second tokeitall, I do enjoy gettin' high with my GF's (because most of them are the bro'ed down kind), and that definitely always leads to some lovin'. I love bein' blazed and gettin' lucky, haha!

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