Okay... in light of my stoned mistake 5 minutes ago, I've decided to start a thread.
By the way, I think I used anthology right in my thread title, if it means "Stoner Mistakes: The Collection of Stories."
Name THE STUPIDEST thing you've EVER done while you were stoned. Whether it was because it made no sense, because it was embarrassing, or because it was hilarious.
I'll get the topic started. This happened about 5 minutes ago.
So, I'm surfin' GC, and I notice the clock. 4:19PM. I hadn't smoked yet today, so I was like... sweet. So I get out my bong, get out my weed and lighter. I pack a fat bowl. 4:20PM. I spark the bowl. 4:31PM. I find myself staring down at an empty bowl. 4:32PM. I figure, "hey, empty bowl = haven't smoked yet." So, I pack another bowl. 4:38PM. I look down upon a completely cashed bowl. 4:40PM. I ponder how I got so high off one bowl, off the same bud that took me two bowls to get what I wanted going yesterday. 4:42PM (now). I arrive at GrassCity with my realization that I had indeliberately packed and smoked two bowls, when I only intended to smoke one.
I got so high off the first bowl... that I forgot I smoked it and smoked a second.
This weed is really fucking me up. This may not have made sense... sorry if it didn't
Edit: In the beginning I said this story was happening 5 min ago. I dunno if that's right, cause was like a 20 min time span that the story took place in. Umm... maybe I'm thinking too much.