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you know you're stoned when you've been watching zoolander for four days
you know you're stoned when you've been watching zoolander for two minutes
you know you're stoned when both of those happen at the same time ^
you know you're stoned when you're eating goldfish and all the sudden they turn into oreo's and right when you realized it they turn back to goldfish but then your dog wants goldfish so you feed him oreo's and he dies but he's still alive but then he comes back because he still wanted goldfish because you only gave him oero's but then you realize you didn't have any food and the only pet you have is a hamster named goldfish who really turned out to be a cat... and then you realize you're in your car at burger king ^_^
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