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Originally Posted by blitzkriegbop92
how to do make home tests show negative then
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Those are easy to beat. Chug a ton of water, take a multivitamin a few hours before the test (to make your piss yellow), and it should be ok. This wont work on lab tests, though, where they test for dilution.
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I will be taking a drug test for a job. How long will the marijuana stay in my system after smoking a joint a day for the past 4 months and how much water should i drink the day/night before and in the morning before the test?
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Fred
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It'll be a lab test. You'll need about 30 days, give or take depending on your body comp and metabolism. You can speed it up with rigorous exercise (preferably intense cardio) and perhaps a fat burner pill.
Remember that THC metabolites (which is what they check for) are stored in your bodies fat cells. Plan your detox around this fact. Anything that boosts your metabolism is helping.
About 3 days before the test, stop working out and start eating big. Lots of fatty foods. The idea is to create a fresh layer of fat and place your body into a dormant, low metabolic state. That way you'll burn less fat and fewer THC metabolites will get into your urine via the bloodstream.
If you follow the above, you oughta be ok. I passed my test this way.
if you can't do the above or don't have the time, you might be able to dilute. Start taking multivitamins and time how long it takes before you start pissing green/yellow. A week before the test, start saturating your body with creatine. Finally, the day of the test, drink a lot of green tea. However much it takes to keep you peeing every 45 minutes or so (shouldn't be hard, green tea is a diuretic).
The mutlivitamin will turn your pee green. The creatine will help ward off detection of dilution. And the water will dilute the specimen below the minimum (usually 50/ng).
Good luck!