You know you're a stoner when...
-you go to get up and realize that you haven't sat down yet.
-6 feet feels like 6 miles.
-you try to think of a logical way to make a bowl out of a toilet.
-you walk into your friends room and wonder why someone is sleeping in your bed(roommate wasnt too thrilled).
-a picture of aloe vera on a hand lotion bottle makes you crack up.
-you hide your lighter, piece and stash in a new spot after smoking, only to realize when you come down that its the same spot it was in before you smoked.
-you spend 3 hours straight surfing the Grasscity.com forum.
