[nushaganazad]

well guys, last night me and 9 friends went to De ja Vu, are local titi bar lol. well while were there(half of us drunk, half on coke, all of us baked lol) well while were there we just chillin or watever and this hott ass chick starts doin her thing on the stage(electra) and a bunch of people like take seats up there cause she is so hott. BUt there is one old old old old man, i would guess he is about 75 maybe 85, and he is walking around the stage asking everyone if he can use there seat for her, well eventaully someone gives them there seat(one of my friends) and he stands behind the old man as he pulls out a shitload of doller bills. well she got totally naked(u kow how it goes) lol, and she gets near him and sits on the ground and opens her legs in front of him and i swear to all of you. It looks like there is a machine gun shooting doller bills at her. the old man started slow with like 1 bill every idk...5 secs, then he went nuts aand going as fast as he could and the dj went BAM BAM BAM like with everydoller(like emeril for you who know who he is) and all the young guys there are like hooting and hollering at this amazing old guy throwing doller billls loving this girl it was amazingly hilarious. Then when he was done and out of doller bills i walked uip to him and shook his hand and said...u are me and all my friends and 50 years how much did u spend, and he just said...ITs time to go get ANOTHER 50 exchanged ffor singles...it was astronishing...this is a true partier lol ...


and by the way...they changed songs while he was doing it and they put on Im in Love with a stripper it was amazing how it went haha