[Jonny Rotten]

Hmm lets see....

-if you've ever looked at a water faucet and the first thing you thought was to see if it had screens in it.

-if you've ever ran out of papers then demand you need a dictionary or the Bible.

-when people say "Hi" to you and you stare at them and go "You too."

-If you've ever tried to leave the house but had to go back in 6 times to individually retrieve your wallet, cell phone, lighter, keys, drink, and hat that you remembered to bring, one at a time.

-If you have ever had a house to your self for a weekend and ended up out of food so you have to eat green olives with mustard and miracle whip or some other obsurd mixture of food because it sounds like an "ingenious" idea at the time.

-if youve ever said "WHERES MY LIGHTER? WHO TOOK MY LIGHTER?", searching your pockets frantically... when it was in your hand or somewhere close by you the whole time.

-Your bong is taller than your dog.

-It takes you more than 30 minutes to roll a joint.

-You eat at Taco Bell more than 8 times a week.

-You are the only tobacco smoker in the room and you look at the cigarette in the ashtray and ask, "Is that my cigarette?"

-You're eating something on your way home thinking about what you're gonna eat when you get home.

-Every cylinderical object you see, turns into plans on a new smoking device....

-Someone has ever come up to you on the street and said "Hi" and you said "Yep."

-If your conversation covers 30 topics within 5 minutes.