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Originally Posted by Sails
When you hit the back button on your browzer, wait 5 minutes for it to go, then realize you didn't release your finger off the mouse. (All the time)
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haha i've done that more times then i'd like to admit.
You know you're stoned when you find something in your room and cant figure out what it is, so you decide to take out a video recorder and record the thing for a later, more sober time. WHile recording you turn the camera around and film yourself saying 'what is it' as if i wont know who recorded it..
I wish i saved that movie.. so funny, but i felt like an idiot.
Also the one about fumbling with a common response from an acquaintance hits home for me. I was pretty stoned one day walking around my neighborhood and my neighbor was also out walking, which was not cool because i get paranoid easily. well he said 'hey, how're you doing' and i said 'hi' which is somewhat of a normal response, but i freaked out because my over analytical stoned mind thought for sure he would literally take it as me admitting being high.
You know you're high when common words being spoken by other stoned friends result in laughter. For instance, say spaghetti while high.. so much fun. or banana, hardy (as in a hardy fish) keeps getting weirder and weirder.