you know your stoned when you just got done smokin a joint and dont have any rolling papers left so you look for the closet book to rip out the page.. except the book you find is the bible and you rip out page 666 and smoke a joint
you know your stoned when you stand outside of a gas station for 2 hours drinkin squirts out of the pop machine because they make you all tingly and they taste like the best thing ever. (ive done this 1
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