[Lithium]

you know your stoned when you go into mcdonalds and order a double cheesburger and hand them your bag of weed thinking it's money

you know ur stoned when u cant hold in the hit without laughing so hard u cough and it hurts like hell (doesnt it?)

u know ur stoned when u light ur eye brow on fire when u are aiming for the bowl

u know ur stoned when u say "damn that was some gooooood shizz"

u know ur stoned when u end up trying to converse with your pets (and believe they somehow understand)

u know ur stoned when u mix ice cream and special k and call it the greatest invention ever

and last but not least

u know ur high when every time u find urself paranoid it's cause ur stoned