-you know youre stoned when you go inside a store with your bud baggie in your hand and dont realize it untill youve left
-you know youre stoned when youre burning your mouth with steaming hot pizza and keep eating it
-you know youre stoned when you cant put on your seatbelt after 10 minutes of trying
-you know youre stoned when you go to buy food and the only thing you buy is pop rocks, nerds, and every single wonka candy you find.
-you know youre stoned when someone you know bumps into you, says hi, and you just cant answer because of how high you are
-and last but not least, you know youre stoned when you feel youre having the best time of your life
