Heh, Smokinokie.
A buddy of mine in college had a similar thing happen ... Except the chick was also hot for him. Dumbass, aka my buddy, and Dumberass, aka me, were way to baked to even comprehend the meaning of language, let alone use it ... Oh well. She was trying to get all over him, and he was just to baked to be functional. She tried to give the sack back, but the importance of the item was lost on us, completely. Imagine our dismay a couple hours later, when our language and general conscious functions came back online. Sounds like "How to lose weed in the big city." and "How to lose weed at college." kinda have the same plotlines.
That was funny, Smokinokie.
Peace.