When you stop at a stop sign and wait for the bloody thing to turn green
When you load a bowl without dumping the ash out of the last one, you cant pull a hit, and fuck up a bowl of good weed having to dump out a half burning bowl and watch it crumble into black powder.
You look for something for 30 minutes and find out it was in your hand the whole time.
You pour or start to pour, anything but milk on your cereal.
You fumble with your words while trying to casually return a greeting from someone as you pass by them.
You drive 40mph on the highway.
I could go on and on. Eat your heart out Jeff Foxworthy...