oh, right, now for my own. see, i am a stoner. anyways, you know you're a stoner when the vizualization mode on iTunes traps you for 45 minutes and you can't take your eyes off the pretty moving colors ...
and when you start coughing so hard you pop a muscle out of place, think you have a broken rib, go to the hospital the next day to get it checked out, are told to avoid anything that makes you cough, and go home and pack a bowl in a roor

[ yeah tha'd be me. ]