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Well one day I was just chillen with some guys, at about noon.. just smokin and shit and one dudes like well shit, i have enough acid for each of us, and we didnt wanna do it alone so we called up one of their brothers and he said he had some pcp.. so we had smoked about 4 bong bowls, had 2 hits of acid each and were waiting on the dust. The dudes brother just gave us a gram of it so out of us 3, only two of us wanted to do it..

Ok so we get ready, we pop the geltabs.. we smoke a j... then we each snorted about shit.. i have no idea, well it should be half a gram, but im not sure if we piled it right (we just split it up, no scale) so then we waited.. then it hit, i kinda started trippin a little bit and everything felt so bright.. I was like alright fuck it guys, i made up an excuse to go home then left and went and chilled.. then the best part my mom called and said she was at the grocery store so immediatly i said GET GOLDFISH AND CREAM SODA and she did.. she got home and she was like did you mow our lawn and i was like SHIT i had to mow my friends lawn cause i promised i would so that was fucking scary.. i did a horrible job too but then i got in and my little brother and his friends were there so i got extremely nervous and scared, I grabbed the goldifsh as i heard them coming and sat on the box. I just sat there sweating in the living room on my box of goldfish not saying anything.. then I snuck outside, put the goldfish in my window thing (im in the basement, so it would be one of those big drops) and figured i'd go inside and get it so they wouldnt see me with goldfish (I dont know why i did this..) then i guess i just went in and forgot about it.. then he walked in my room and first thing he saw outside my window? GOLDFISH. I told him they werent mine, they were a friends. Well i guess thats it.. its not that funny.. i remember it was pretty wierd while it was happening, and a funny story to tell.. though its not that funny anymore for somereason.