[Special Ed]

Originally Posted by BallSack

I would've waited till the cop turned around then throw one of those m80's at him and finish him off with the switchblade then tell my friends to "scramble". Then I would've waited for the other cops to come then they'd be all like "freeze!" and walk up to me I'd say "chill officers....I'm packing" then stab one in the neck and he would be all like "aaaawwwwwgurglegurglegurgle" then I'd grab his piece and fire 2 rounds into his parter. Then I'd take the rest of the m80's and throw them at cars, tossing them around like ragdolls and then when more cops come I'd jump off the bridge in a human fly outfit and fly away to mexico and be all like "you can run, but you can't glide!" and I'd drop m80's on cops chasing me.

dood that was awesome