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Eeeeeeeert...wtf!?!?!
see i drive this 98 crown vic, dark tinted windows, flowmasters, JL15 w3, all that...
shit i was rollin down the street on the way to get some white widow(ya i got it, im hi as fuck too)anyways i smoked a little bit before i went(i mean come awn u gotta be hi goin to pick up some more) but i was straight to drive. so im goin around a corner doin like 40 in a 45. and a mawfuckin deer runs out. shit i swerved but the back end came around, so i threw dat bitch in reverse and stomped it. but i wasnt able to go fast enoug in reverse so i was like aw fuck(see i was about to run into someones crib...and dat woulda suuuucked!) so i snatch the wheel and and put it in drive but i was still all over the road and i slid in the ditch. i bet it looked cool as fuck with the smoke and all from the outside. i aint get hurt, and aint nothin hurt on the car except where i clipped the deer on the front and where the back hit the ditch. it was cracked so i popped it in place right and the back too so u cant even tell.
but this superhot lady and dood stopped to pull me out they were nice as fuck
o ya it was pourin too which sucked
but im hi as fuck now on this white widow, so ima just chill
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Shit dood we look cool as fuck...
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