Yeah i hate them too. We call them Chavs and Townies mainly here.
http://www.steveisagimp.tk - click on the townie link, its got quite a funny page about them. 'tis a friend's site..
"A goldfish has a three second memory span, is a bright colour, has no purpose in life and it's normal state is aimlessly moving around whilst opening and shutting it's mouth. Goldfish are frequently mistaken for Townies" lol