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fuck man that is hella wack.
id say my craziest smoking experience would have to be my first time, way back in my freshman year of high school, even though i didnt get high. so me and my buddy (who i hate now, total douche) decided to smoke with these chicks this one night, he had smoked a few times before, it was my first, it was his chick's second time and it was my chick's billionth time (shes a total stoner, her mom does coke too) ok so we walk by my best friend's house, he was all straight -edge at the time (now hes my best smoke buddy, heheh funny how that shit works out) and down to this abandoned house and just sit there in it's front fucking yard behind some ledge, we were being stupid as fuck it was in the wide open. anyway. so my friend busts out the bud. at the time i didnt know it was special, but looking back i realize it was the dankest fucking chronic ever -- too bad i didnt feel anything yet. so we smoke a bowl or two out of a shitty homemade pipe and go back to my buddy's chick's house and chill out. so later that night me and my buddy crash ass in his mansion (rich as fuckin hell i tell ya, im not though - just middle class) so we're chillin and we decide to go smoke another bowl, so we go outside behind some bushes and spark a few up, and im like freakin out cause all these people are driving by, they cant see us but im still freakin out, then i peak out the bush and i see a car park and a guy get out with a flashlight! so we are fucking flipping shit so we run and halfway back to his house he's like "THE BUD WHERES THE BUD DID YOU DROP IT?!?!" so im like oh fuck so i tear ass back to the bush, grab the goods, and run back, cutting my eye on a branch in the process. so we get back to his house, we chew some gum, drink a few brews, and chill out and calm down. so we decide to go back out to see what all was going on outside so being out dumb ass selves we go back outside (its like 2 am now) and we see a cop car with its lights spinning, but siren off, on the other side of a small woods across the road - once again being our dumb selves, we decide to go investigate so we sneak through the woods and half way there the cop car flashes to life and the spotlight sweeps across the woods, we hide behind some trees (yeah i learned that shit from metal gear solid way back when) and he pulls around the street and were fucking freaking out so we decide to run and right about when we're leaving the woods like 4 fucking cop cars come streaming out of nowhere, flashing, sirens on, so were like fuck were screwed, nothing we can do, so we just hide in the brush and trees and just hope that they dont come near and search, and so we sit there for like 15 minutes just like praying (and im non-religious, mind you) and on the verge of tears cause we're so scared. and so finally the cop cars leave and we breathe a sigh of relief and walk back home. we come home, chill out, drinka few more, go to bed.
and that was my craziest smoking experience, even though i didnt get high either time
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