[scarymoose]

yesterday i was a dumbass and left out my vaporizor in the garage and my parents found it.
then they searched my room and found all my pipes and my emergency stash
they also found alcohol in my drawer and pill bottles
the funny thing is they missed a giant nug that was sitting right next to my bowl
they tryed to act like nothing happened until a few hours ago when my mom came in and had a long talk about drugs and stuff. somewhere into the lecture i convinced her to let me have my pipe back because "its not just a pipe, its a peice of art i spent a long time on."
later she gave me my pipe back and told me to hide it from my dad.
then my dad came up and started showing me every thing he found.
and in the pile was the pipe he stole from me year ago!!
then i said i was going to sleep and my mom was then cool enough to give me back my emergency stash and told me to get rid of it.
so there i hung out with my brother for 4 hours waiting for my dad to go to bed so i can go find my pipe.
after he went upstairs, the minute his door closed i jumped out of bed and ran to the garage.
i searched and found my pipe really quick because it was on top. then i looked for my lighter and found that too.
it was awesome because my mom gave me back my weed and my brother showed me which trash bag everything was in. and i got to smoke out of the pipe i thought my dad threw away.