[namron_420s]

man o man, where to start..well, i feel like this is a forced rant..oh shit, i like typing, typing is a repetitive motion repetitive motions are fun while high..not forced any more, my hands have taken over and i am crerocding everythought, i cannot hit the backsmace puttion, my hands have totally taken hover, i can do nothing, whatever hought comes in, my hands put down, fire is neat, i just smoked a j and set off some bottle rockets..yeah, its 12 30...and my parents are in bed, but so what...if they wake up, i was just setting off bottle rockets and smoking a cig...they know i smoke cigs..speakin of which i want one now, ive already had a dr pepper, now i want a cig..ok..gotta find them..gotta quit typing to find them..ok..breaking from keyboard..i dont know why i said all that, theya re on the compuer tesk fight nin front of me..lemme at elaast light it...OH MY GOD, trhat was the most fluid thing i have ever done in my entire life!!..i just let off the keybard grabbed a cig, flicked open the zippo, lit it..put the cig up to it, litt it inhaled and exhaled, and it all ran together so perfectly and fluidly..wow..the moon is quite full.AND THE FUCKING CIGARREETTE WASNT FUCKING LIT..THE ONE GREATEST THING IN MY LIFE IS NOW OVERSHADOWED BY INTENSE HIGH FUCK UPEDNESS!!..weed is my drug of choice because i cant drink...every single time i have ever been drunk i have thrown my guts up..EVERY SINGLE TIME...i have NEVER EVER THROWN UP FROM BEING STONED...not once, not ever...but one time i did throw up while i was high..that sucked..i ate a whole bag of popcorn and then walked 3 miles in 90 degree weather in humid mosquito infested south arkansas..yeah, down here we got big ol skeeters, water moccasins*sp?*, deer, raccoons, possums, turkeys, fucking everything.."the natural state"..hell yeah, i love arkansas...i live out in the middle of BFE so thats cool..nearest neighbors are half a mile away, ..thats cool though cuz the only people i have to worry aboiut cathing me are my folks..wow..i just noticed how if i wasnt all that worried about them catching me i wiould havent went outside to smoke and probably wouldnt have written this big long shittty ass rant with no humor on going outside and getting high, cuz then i proll;y would have stayed IM A BADGER FUCKER!!..I FUCK BADGERS..ALL DAY LONG..SURE I GROW HUNGRY, BUT I KEEP FUCKING BADGERS inside andFUCKING HELL I JUST DROPPED ASHES ALL OVER MY FUCKING BEAR CHEST..fucking hell ass shit fucking mother fucking blue junipers growing in sallies orange garden hole surrounded by small evergreen shrubs laced with trickles of morning dew collected on spider webs reflecting the sunlight thrown forth by the great massive star at the center of our solar system , to think that all we are is the third rotating sphere from the star in the middle of millions of millions of millions orange monkeys is some crazy shit to realize people..im telling you all this because i have cigarette smoke going directly up my nose everytime i breath and it takes a small ..i havent taken a hit off of this cig yet..and i just did..and it was fucking filter..i hate smoking filter..what if purple crocodiles came out of your nose..how would that feel..i bet that shit would hurt, but not more than getting tickled while you have to pee, but your eating a turkey sandwich and sneeze and a small piece of vinegar coveres salad come flying through the sensitive mucous membrane covered nasal passages surrounded my mediorites elusively crowding in on the fight as josh pummels fernado while in his head he trudges forth searching for the great hidden weed field of whatchamamahoohooville...my fly was down...brain freeze..no, im not eating ice cream, but my head stopped working for a second..ok..maybe not my best rant..but..by far the most acurate detailed look at the thoughts that go through my head during every high...its now 12 39 AND I DIDNT FUCKING WRITE DOWN THE TIME I STARTED AT..SON OF A FUCKING BITCH...fuuuuuuuucccccckkkkkk..HANK DAMNIT THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT YOU MONEY GRUBBING BASTARD...LICK MY BIG TOE..TWICE...you cow humper...HANK YOUR GOIN DOWN ON A CAMEL IN SIBERIA.....haha..made me think of the camel joke...

this soldier is in afghanistan..and hes in the camp and kinda thinking about how his misses the chics back home..gettin kinda lonely and whatnot..so he goes up to his commanding officer and bashfully approaches and goes about asking the commander what guys did around there for a lil "fun"...the commanding officer tells him that there is a camel tied up to the broke down tank at the end of the row of tents and huts and whatnot..and that the soldier can use it if he needs to...well the soldier is kinda thrown off by this and says welll, thats a lil wierd and he'll have to think about it ...so the soldier is layin in his cot that night.and all is quiet and hes thinkin some more about his girl back home and how its been a while since hes gotten any...so he decides to use the camel, and tip toes out of the tent and down the old broke down tank..sneaks up behind the camel and starts TEARIN IT UP..i mean he is fucking this camel like crazy, the veins are standing out on this guys neck..he is WEARIN IT DOWN...much like the ice cream man..but anyway..he is fucking this camel like theres no tomorrow, well between him grunting and the camel grunting and mooing the commander decides to come and check on all the commotion..as he rounds the corner he sees this soldier fucking the hell out of the camel..and starts laughing his ass off and says soldier!!...SOLDIER!!..as the soldier turns around the commander chuckles and says damnit son, no, your supposed to ride the damn thing to the whore house in town!


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